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"The potion," Malfoy gasped.
It was the only warning he got before a thick plume of smoke descended on them, filling the room.
Harry couldn't help but breathe in surprise. It tasted sweet, almost cloyingly so.
"Bloody hell, I think I know what happened," Malfoy said. Harry couldn't even hear him properly, not until he was grabbed roughly by the arm and away from the hard floor to the soft bedding of one of their beds. "Potter, you absolute fucking fool. You turned our potion into a lust potion."
or: harry was getting used to having malfoy as his eighth year roommate. just his luck though, one potion project threatens to ruin it all.
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Naruto thought he could hide being an Omega forever.
But the mission runs too long, the storm traps him in a cave with his very last suppressant already gone - and worst of all, with Sasuke, the very last person he should ever be trapped with.All the desire they buried under friendship, rivalry, obsession - literally anything but the truth - is forced into the light by a biology neither of them can outrun.
(SasuNaru • very angsty • very smutty (incl. misuse of snakes & dubious consent) • forced proximity, rebound & unplanned heat & alpha rut and basically sasuke being crazy possessive and obsessive, & it's not just the curse mark, lol)
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Even worse than that; somehow, the ten-second long clip got edited into a ten-minute long compilation video of various content creators suffering from the same game's many jump scares.
And even worse than that; the compilation was sent as a watch recommendation in Uzumaki Naruto's chat.
Sasuke has been obsessed with a certain streamer for months, though he would never admit that to anyone beyond his friend group. So what? It's not his fault that the guy's a fucking dream. And he'd been comfortable in the discomfort of the situation, glad to just carry that secret with him until this fixation either died or moved onto someone else.
That was, of course, until said guy discovered his existence.
From then on, Sasuke was just fucked.
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The boys are trapped, wandless, in the storage cupboard of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for the weekend.
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When Draco had started The Malfoy Fix, he'd expected plenty of fashion-disaster(s) clients and had figured having an open-door policy was good for business. Although, catering to celebrity-Aurors Harry Potter and Ron Weasley was not on the agenda.