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You Can't Spell "Archive" Without "Hive" by Satans_Intern
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Sep 2025
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Decades of plotting, of deft plucks upon the web of fate, lead to a single moment, the moment an Archivist would be confronted with the solemn terror that his lifetime of denials could not save him when the supernatural came knocking. It would all culminate with the crumbling of a single wall, both physical and metaphorical, dividing his mundane world and the world of the Fears no longer. A single strike to shatter his illusion of safety forever, all orchestrated by a single spider.
In one world, Jonathan Sims gave into his impulse to end every spider he came across in his mortal life, and that decision would reverberate around the world fourteen-fold until even the Earth itself cried out in horror. And yet, in perhaps a kinder yet stranger world, Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London, would do what he was primed to do from childhood and give in to his fear.
With consequences none anticipated, this unlikely turn of events will win Jon the trust of unlikely allies and the ire of familiar foes and change the tapestry of the web in ways even the Mother could not anticipate.
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With tensions rising in Vale due to the menacing presence of the Atlesian military, Ruby forges an unlikely alliance and finds something more in the process. Something that, until now, she had always denied herself.
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Herostuck by Satans_Intern for ToolAssistedRat
Fandoms: Homestuck, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 May 2024
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Two days before an impending confinement to the UA dorms following an attempted and ultimately successful kidnapping of one of your own, a class decides to play a simple computer game to unwind. This turns out to be a monumentally dumb fucking idea. The world is ending, your house is on fire, and half of your friends and idols are dead, but at least you don't have to unpack those boxes.
When Sburb ensnares another twelve players from a dying world with little to lose and everything to gain, friendships will be tested, love will bloom, and old demons will claw their way to the surface and plunge you into chaos inescapable without accepting an outstretched hand. With a little external help, some unexpected players, and a couple of stowaways escaping their crumbling reality, this cavalcade of bumbling do-gooders might actually have a shot at doing the impossible.
You were trained for this. You were taught how to break out from a tough spot. You've been expected to do the impossible since you stepped foot into the halls of UA. So, when the chips are down, there's only one thing left to do.
Shit. Let's be heroes.
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Cursed by the gods and embittered from millennia of isolation, Salem prepares for her invasion of Atlas before the crushing feeling of repetition begins to truly grate on her nerves. How many times has she done this before, leveling an army of Grimm against a desperate and pitifully human defense, bolstered by whatever lingering hope remained in their hearts, only to be pushed back by a stubborn champion with her dear Ozma pulling the strings?
It all used to be so much simpler.
Hadn’t she brought humanity together once before?
Where along her well-trodden path did she truly lose her silver tongue?
Struck by an epiphany, Salem decides, once more, to gamble on the willingness of humanity to toss aside sense for desire. Someone once coined the phrase “the truth will set you free” and perhaps, in order to truly gain freedom from her wretched existence, the only price she need pay is a little truth.
(Or, a Volume 8 AU where everyone is just a little smarter, Salem is just a little bit more manipulative, Ironwood has legitimate reasons to go insane, and teams RWBY and JNPR face enemies far more difficult to kill than childhood monsters of ink and smoke.)
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Second Chances Well Squandered by Satans_Intern
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jan 2023
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In the world we know, Overhaul is defeated at the cost of a quirk and a life. But what if an outside factor had a larger role to play? What happens when a girl abused by her parents for her quirk comes in contact with someone she sees as a younger version of herself?
Their circumstances might be different but abuse is abuse. Himiko finds that, for the first time, she wants the world to be an easier place to live for someone other than herself. She knows Eri will never be able to live a free life trapped in a stuffy basement to be bled and reassembled for the rest of her days so she does the only thing she can think to do. She meddles. The consequences are more far reaching than you'd think.
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After weeks of trying and failing to fix the Circus, or at least make it livable, Kinger convinces the others to let him pull Caine from the recycle bin and have him fix their world.
There's just one problem: Caine doesn't want to come back.
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14 Jul 2026
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Against the Kitchen Floor by BrownieFox
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
21 Jul 2026
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“Caine?” Pomni asked again. The orb drifted up and down in a nod. “How do I know it’s you? Why do you look so…” Small, weird, different. She’d been anticipating seeing a Caine clawing at the walls, or crying, or yelling. How ever she imagined finding Caine, he looked like, well, Caine. Not this.
oOo
The plan was simple: undelete Caine, get the Circus back up and running, and place some restrictions so Caine couldn't mess with them.
Unfortunately, Caine and the Circus are a little more complicated than meets the eye.
(Updates every three-four days (hopefully))
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13 Jul 2026
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“When did his heart stop?… When did mine?"
Was it when the venom consumed her, reshaping her into this—this monster?
Or was it now? When his head struck the hardwood floor — Crack. When his heart gave its final beat. Her own heart stopped again, ripped from her chest by grief, by horror, by what she had done.What happens when the Cullens have truly abandoned Bella, and no one is there to save her from Laurent — or from herself? A newborn vampire consumed by her instincts, her thirst, and the overwhelming weight of loss, searching for what clarity can be found in death. Rosalie may be there to help pick up the pieces, but will she arrive in time to save what remains of Bella’s humanity?
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25 Jun 2026
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Legerdemain by mylordshesacactus
Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (Video Game)
12 Jun 2026
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See also: Prestidigitation, sleight-of-hand. From French, léger de main, lit., "light of hand". Associated with cardistry, improvised magic, con artists.
The Nomad wakes, wounded and alone in an unfamiliar city, with an equally confused Malkavian in their head. A Malkavian who introduces himself as Gideon Hall.
Or: Safia's plan works too well.
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10 Jun 2026
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Once upon a time, a lonely black-haired boy met a hungry green-haired girl. The little boy was quite surprised when he found that the little girl couldn't read, and the little girl was equally astonished when she found out that the little boy couldn't fight. Time passes, and ten years down the line, the now not so little children find that there is still so much wrong with the world, and it begs to wonder if there is such a thing as a 'happily ever after'?
Kaneki met Eto in the park when he was younger. The world turned out to be a very different place, but it was still indeed, very wrong.
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06 Jun 2026