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Seven years after the war, marriage rates are declining, resulting in lower birth rates. Minister of Magic Kingsley Shackelbolt begins prepping legislation to enact a marriage law to save their dwindling economy. When Pansy Parkinson catches wind of his plan she counters with an idea for a show similar to one in the States where a woman dates thirty contestants to find true love.
What better way to restore the Wizarding World's faith in true love and boost morale than by watching their very own war heroine, Hermione Granger, fall in love for the entire society to witness?
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11 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger has three problems: a smug cat, a growing stack of annotated books, and sharing a friend group with Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately, they’re all connected. What begins as harmless back-and-forth turns into Draco Malfoy surprising her with thoughtful insights, too many shared desserts, and an alarming interest in her cat. Now Crookshanks has a new favourite visitor, and Hermione wrestles with the dangerous possibility that she might actually like him.
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29 May 2026
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How to Fall in Love with Draco Malfoy by Plainyjaney
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2025
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If Draco Malfoy was meant to be the most ineligible bachelor in the wizarding world, then why was he advertising a tourney whose winner would become his wife? And why were witches lining up around the block for their chance to compete?
Hermione Granger is recruited by the DMLE to go undercover in the competition for Malfoy’s heart. Her mission is to get closer to the growing death eater cause presumably housed in Malfoy Manor, dodging the increasingly ridiculous selection competitions in her way.
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29 May 2026
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Draco looked miserably at the low ceilings and stone walls of what were apparently going to be his living quarters at Hogwarts. The rooms were minuscule. He made one last effort. “I understand that living in the castle is a tradition here, but professors at Beauxbatons—”
Granger glared at him, arms crossed and hip cocked. In her sensible heels, she was exactly his height, yet they did not see eye to eye. “Let me guess, Professor Malfoy: you skied down to the campus every morning from your mansion above the clouds? And a dozen elf-made croissants awaited you in an office the size of a ballroom?”
“Oh, you’ve been, then?”
“This is your suite. Happy housewarming. Goodbye.” She whirled away, heels clicking on the stone floor.
Draco was left grumbling to no one, a state he found himself in after nearly every interaction with the Director of Hogwarts.
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In which Draco Malfoy obtains his dream job at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger obtains a Problem.
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11 Apr 2026
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Now complete.
Hermione Granger lives in a house with legs, with a swamp-lizard named Stripes, in a semi-sentient ecosystem that occasionally burps up lost things. It’s not ideal, but after five and a half years in the Neitherlands, she’s made it work.
Then Draco Malfoy falls from the sky. Literally.
He has questions, a missing bag, and limited patience for her deeply repressed need for human contact.
As they navigate a shaky path between physics and magic, and a shared past, they might even figure out how to save their world.
This is a story about two lonely people trying to stitch the cosmos back together.
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11 Apr 2026