SammyLuka
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
"'I don’t know how to live without you,” he blurted, tone rather cold for the warm weight of the words he had said. He said it matter-of-factly, like he was telling Soap that the sky was blue. Soap stared at him. 'I’m… I don’t know how to say this. I’m fuckin’ lost without you, Johnny. Seriously. I’ve spent every night for the past two weeks staring at the ceiling, wondering what you’re doing. I can’t fuckin’ sleep unless I can hear your breathing. This isn’t ‘cause we fooled around, either. We both needed that ‘cause we were going a bit insane, but this is different.'"
(Alternatively, time in between missions makes Ghost realize that he doesn't know what to do without Soap. Thankfully, Soap understands.)
Series
- Part 3 of soapghost brain rot :):)
-
Tags
Summary
“There were two of them. Two Ghosts. One in front of him, and one behind. God, that sounded like a bad porno. Soap’s face actually flushed a bit at the idea of it.
‘Trust me now, Captain MacTavish?’ the Ghost in front of him asked. Soap looked up at him and furrowed his brows.
‘Sergeant,’ Soap corrected. ‘And, uh, yeah. A bit.’”
(Alternatively, 2009!Ghost finds his way to the 2022 timeline through a government experiment. What else is there to do besides have a threesome?)
Series
- Part 5 of soapghost brain rot :):)
-
Tags
Summary
“Ghost’s eyes widened when he suddenly felt the knife bite into the side of ribs. It lasted for about a millisecond and didn’t really feel like anything (thanks to Ghost’s incessant need for his knives to be sharpened impeccably), but he knew exactly what had just happened. His suspicions were confirmed when Soap swiped his thumb over his ribs, where the knife had passed over them, then shoved his thumb into Ghost’s mouth. It tasted like metal. It was Ghost’s own blood.
‘Are ye gonna behave now?’ Soap pressed.”
(Alternatively, Ghost has a large collection of knives, and Soap knows one good way to put them to use).
Series
- Part 4 of soapghost brain rot :):)
-
Tags
Summary
“‘C’mon… Take it off.’
Ghost had heard this one before.
‘Not gonna happen.’
‘Please?’ Soap’s voice lilted over the comms. Ghost snickered to himself, a tiny bit of the noise picking up over the grainy mic. ‘Fer me?’
‘So you can call me ugly again, yeah?’ Ghost snarked.
‘Nah, so I can see that pretty face of yers while I fuck it.’”
(Alternatively, a mission goes wrong and they find themselves fooling around over the comms. Military-grade phone sex ensues.)
Series
- Part 2 of soapghost brain rot :):)
-
Tags
Summary
“‘Good boy,’ he purred, his tone deep and his accent thick like honey. It was risky of him, to call someone so volatile something so… sensitive, but Soap trusted himself, and he trusted his instincts when it came to Ghost. It had seemingly been the correct choice, because there was an immediate change in Ghost’s behavior. Soap watched as his eyes widened, and a long, low whine came from his throat. Soap had the lieutenant whining and writhing underneath him, all from just a few words. It made him feel powerful beyond belief.”
(Alternatively, Ghost interrupts Soap’s much-needed shower.)
Series
- Part 1 of soapghost brain rot :):)
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 26,370
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 151
-
The Tale Of Anthony Janthony Crowley And His 6000 Years of Pining for Sweet, Angelic Ass by SammyLuka
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Aug 2019
Summary
various tales of the love between a bastard demon and a baby angel. these are all separate works, but can be put together as one if you suspend disbelief and try really, really hard
- Words:
- 19,673
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 5
-
The Delirious Adventures of a Mercenary and his Badass Cyborg Boyfriend by SammyLuka
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Jul 2018
- Words:
- 6,706
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 34
-
Cablepool Soulmate AU by SammyLuka
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Jun 2018
- Words:
- 4,810
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 5
-
The Strange and Overtly Romantic Tales of Johnlock and Mystrade by SammyLuka
Fandom Kingsman (Movies), Sherlock (TV)
20 Feb 2018
- Words:
- 5,379
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 12
Recent bookmarks
-
As We Go Along by battybrownboo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman - Hush (comic)
26 May 2024
Tags
Summary
Batman and the Joker are perched along the edges of a precarious and complicated affair when an old enemy returns to Gotham. The adversary's desires for revenge against Bruce Wayne have only strengthened with time. This forces the two enemies on a wild goose chase, and to confront the complexities of their relationship head on, whether they’re ready or not.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 171,106
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 597
- Kudos:
- 1,644
- Bookmarks:
- 356
- Hits:
- 59,874
Bookmarked by SammyLuka
28 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Then Barbara’s brain short circuits.
She has to be hallucinating.
Because there is no way. There is no way in the nine levels of hell that she has just watched Batman close the distance between his face and the Joker’s and fucking kiss him.
(or, Barbara has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day).
Bookmarked by SammyLuka
27 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Bruce Wayne is out of options- leaving the Joker in Arkham simply ensures that the man will escape, and hit his city harder with each new visit. Out of desperation, he does the only thing he can think of- chooses to face the clown not as Batman, but simply Bruce, in an attempt to rehabilitate him into society. But the project turns even more dangerous when Bruce finds his obsession with the clown transcends his role as Batman- and when the clown returns to the interest.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 68,660
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 241
- Kudos:
- 2,747
- Bookmarks:
- 552
- Hits:
- 58,461
Bookmarked by SammyLuka
26 Jan 2026
-
His Love is Viral by TimmyJaybird
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Movies - Nolan)
22 Sep 2013
Tags
Summary
He's found out who Batman is- and Bruce isn't sure how. All he's sure of is that he's staring at the Joker's hips in broad daylight, on his personal phone- wondering how he's going to survive this harassment.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,808
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 46
- Kudos:
- 4,210
- Bookmarks:
- 655
- Hits:
- 74,526
Bookmarked by SammyLuka
07 Feb 2024
-
Tags
Summary
An off-switch from dwelling on the experiences that would break any other being beyond recognition was something Ghost found solace in. Something he could count on.
Until tonight.
Bookmarked by SammyLuka
08 Nov 2022