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project get grace off by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jul 2026
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Grace had an aversion to swearing that Rocky couldn’t understand - which was frustrating since obviously Rocky had wanted to learn every Eridian curse word under the sun after they’d learned to communicate. It was an overall stupid and inconsequential thing, but he was just itching to hear him let loose a squeaky, frustrated fuck.
Rocky added that to his ever growing mental list of things he wanted to do with him: get Gracie off so good he finally said fuck.
Rocky was confident in his abilities to make it happen.
He’d be the best damn lay Grace ever had, actually. Alien species, be damned. Rocky was nothing if not adaptable and teachable; he aimed to please. He’d do whatever necessary to aid his best friend in succumbing to absolute bliss. It was a little ridiculous how fast that had become his new life’s mission.
Project Get-Grace-Off.
God, Rocky needed to get laid; he might be losing his mind
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14 Jul 2026
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Grace teaches Rocky a new word. It has some…unexpected consequences.
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04 Jul 2026
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need that midnight rendezvous by halfhope (codesandhearts)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 May 2026
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“I suppose what it comes down to is when you sleep, you trust me so much that I could do anything to you. And you’d let me.”
His claw tugs. Grace moans. Every heart in Rocky sings.
“Good,” Rocky says. “You’ll sleep now.”
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sleeping with someone while they're actively sleeping is not a thing for Rocky, until Grace.
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- Part 1 of no choice but to love you
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28 Jun 2026
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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When Rocky's mating cycle starts and doesn't stop, he has no one to turn to but Grace.
His cycle never would have started in the first place if Grace wasn't so very.. wet..
But it's never just about the mating, is it?
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Adrian's guide to falling in love with Rocky's leaky space blob (in two seconds flat)Bookmarked by Samioli
13 Jun 2026
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switch me on, turn me up by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 May 2026
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“No.” Rocky said, cutting Grace off. “Grace big.” His carapace did a slow tilt in a very pointed ‘look down’ kind of motion.
Grace swallowed hard and looked away from Rocky with another laugh, albeit more awkward and forced than before as he reached for the pipette.
“That’s kinda something you’re supposed to pretend you haven’t noticed, pal.” He said stiffly and adjusted his weight on the chair. Maybe if he just silently acknowledged and made peace with how pink his face was it would go away.
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or, alternatively: grace has a massive dick. rocky is ovulating and horny about it.
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- Part 1 of big dick!grace saga
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07 Jun 2026
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Forays Into Xenophilia and Other Moral Quandaries by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Grace is repulsive.
Grace is disgusting.
Grace is a creeping horror made manifest.
And Rocky wants Grace so badly it makes him look stupid.- Language:
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02 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Holy fuck.??? They're both freaks in this one and it's fantastic.
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the ideal husband by cinnamonsalt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
22 Apr 2026
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“...nope.” Grace pulled the quilt farther up on his shuddering body, then turned his back to him. “Nope- oh, no, no, absolutely not. Nope.”
“For sci-encee,” Rocky whined, actually whined, practically pawing at the edge of the bed, and Grace whipped back to face him, eyes squinted in the dark.
“I don't buy that, Rock.” Rocky wilted with the sentiment. God, he was pushy- and if Eridians could evolve to have puppy dog eyes, Grace was convinced Rocky would be at the forefront of that development. “Not for a second. Y’know, you’ve been-”
“How will Rocky possibly know how to please, if no?”
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Doctor Ryland Grace feels as if he's being hunted. Rocky is very aware of Doctor Ryland Grace's feelings.
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02 Jun 2026
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How to screw an alien by bleeding_hydnellum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
Later, Ryland visits Erid and Adrian learns about Ryland's biology.- Language:
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31 May 2026
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don't be so book smart, get a read on my heart by Possiblyenjoyable
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 May 2026
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“Grace?"
Grace shakes his head, bringing himself back into the moment. “Sorry, Rock. What’d you say?”
“What Grace want for birthday,” Rocky repeats himself, tone more insistent this time.
“Y’know,” Grace says, deciding an unrealistic idea is better than no idea at all, “I think I want a hug from my best friend. If you can figure that one out, you’ll never have to get me another birthday gift again.”
“Rocky will continue to get Grace gifts anyway.” Grace flushes at the declaration, which he does not want to address. Rocky is quiet for a moment after, tapping his claws on the ground in thought. And before Grace can tell him he was just joking, don’t worry about it, just make him some xenonite barbells so he doesn’t lose these muscles so fast, Rocky is perking up and skittering to leave the room again. “Rocky know how to get Grace gift! Will take some time. Late gift. Will make up for it next Earth year.”
(Or, the one where Rocky's birthday present to Grace ends up getting a little out of hand.)
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- Part 1 of gracerocky fuck nasty, statement
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31 May 2026
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Rocky and the Intricacies of Human Sexuality by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 May 2026
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The myriad yet simplistic sounds the human vocal box was capable of echoed on board their ship as Rocky watched in stunned silence.
No, Grace did not delve into the specifics on the intricacies of human reproduction. In hindsight, they should have guessed that all intelligent species probably had pornography. With intelligence comes the opportunity for perversion, and this is no different from Eridians.
Tldr: Rocky discovers human mating rituals and kinda wants his alien bestie
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- Part 1 of Pervert Rocky's beautiful life
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30 May 2026
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Angel helps a cornered demon without knowing who he is.
What comes after, will change their lives forever.
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When Angel has hard days at work, Husk tries to help him in what small ways he can.
Sweetness and love ensue.
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15 May 2026
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what a simple thought (you're starving 'til you're not) by yaz113
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
20 Oct 2025
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[Dennis] doesn’t think. Doesn’t plan it. Just reaches out, hand landing on Robby’s arm, thumb pressed into the crook of his elbow. Light, deliberate, a mirror of every touch he’s been given all day.
Robby goes still. Completely still.After three weeks of being palmed by Robby, Whitaker decides to return the favor.
Robby promptly has a crisis.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Samioli
24 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Fics where I feel like I need a cigarette after reading the smut. 10000/10 would recommend
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"Situationships have GOT to be one of the worst things that can happen to someone. Like, what do you mean you're friends but you're in love too but you're not together but you can't live without each other??"
or: nick and judy get stuck in his apartment during a chilly weekend-long city-mandated quarantine, and the power goes out, the heater turns off, and their phones die.
-- nick's pov --
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06 Jan 2026
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Nick buys a pheromone perfume.
Judy wants to prove it’s nonsense.
Nick wants to prove it works.
They test it in the surveillance van.
It works a little too well.Bookmarked by Samioli
05 Jan 2026
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Judy thinks that Nick is keeping something from her. She is not at all ready for what she finds. (Comedy, romance, Erotica, Dram
New Years Special! Part 1 of 2.
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26 Dec 2025
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The very important thing to remember here is that Nicholas Piberius Wilde is not, and had never been, an idiot.
Unfortunately, there's a certain rabbit that kind of makes him act like one.
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22 Dec 2025
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If Home Is Where The Heart Is (Then We’re All Just Fucked) by FallOutFandoms
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
20 Sep 2024
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Ford is back after Stan activated the portal, and they’re both settling as well as they can. Which is, unsurprisingly, not well at all. When Ford tells Stan that he needs to be out of his house at the end of summer, Stan…doesn’t take it very well.
Emotions run high, traumas resurface, and Ford realizes just how much Stan has gone through since they were eighteen. It’s not pretty.
(AKA a rewrite of the ending from ‘A Tale of Two Stans’ with a significantly angstier, yet somehow far more hopeful confrontation.)
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04 Oct 2024
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Wounds were supposed to heal with time. Or scab over, at the very least. But all of Stan’s were open and angry and bleeding—they had been for over forty years.
And he couldn’t get used to it. Not anymore. Not when it ran so deep, not when it clawed at him from the inside every second of every day. No amount of pills, or booze, or cheap Stan-Co. bandages could fix what was broken.
Stan was done hurting.
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20 Aug 2024