SS_Shitstorm
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Breaking Bread by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
06 Jun 2026
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“Your flyboy has a point -” you say, snarling loud enough to hide the shaking in your voice “ I got a B- in chemistry. You want someone with a Ph.D. Why don’t you do us both a favor and finish killing me? Why don’t you go get the right human?!”
“Because, fleshling, if this is how you react with your options whittled down to the nub-” the moonlight glints wickedly off his fangs as his grin twists into a full blown Cheshire cat smile “-then I believe we have found the right human.”
(Smut located on chapters 49-52 if that's what you're looking for)
Hiatus OVER bitches TY so much for your patience <3
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- Part 1 of Bread and Bread Accessories
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Seraphim by SS_Shitstorm for god
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
14 May 2026
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His optics flare in relief, flare the color of incense and myrrh coals beneath the breath of a weary priest. “Not that I doubted you’d come to see reason, my precious student—" And oh, the way his voice shivers around that title, seizes your spark and bleeds into the chamber where your heart used to be. "—but what precisely tipped you over the edge?”
“Because I’ve got nothing left to lose.” You rake your digits down your face. “Because if you wanted me dead, you could’ve just let me do it myself, so this is probably something else. But mostly because when you in-fucking-particular call my name—" you heave a bitter sigh, peering into those embers from the sides of your optics. Even at dusk, you know better than to stare directly into the sun "—it... it’s like a prayer.”
(Yes, this is the fic that's holding Bread up. The line to throw tomatoes and week-old-hamburger-buns at me starts behind the dumpster. Make it hurt.)
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- Part 3 of Bread and Bread Accessories
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Making Bread by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
07 Jun 2024
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“I’m dreaming…right?” you say, pinching yourself, slapping your cheek, trying to push your fingers through your palm before giving up and burying your face in your hands. “This isn’t…this can’t be real. There’s just… no way you...me…I can’t-!“
“Assurance: Current experience occurring in reality. Suggestion:-” He peels your hands away from your face with the tip of his digit, pausing either to savor the knife’s edge you’re both dancing on, or just as breathless at the prospect of jumping off. “-since mass displacement has already been demonstrated, allow physical proof of reciprocation.”
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- Part 2 of Bread and Bread Accessories
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Shiny and New by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One
19 Sep 2023
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“I am...afraid-” he whispers, excited, reverent caution in his deep voice “-that I am not sure how to proceed, nor am I entirely confident in my ability to find my bearings once we do so-”
“You don’t have to be.” you say, smiling warmly as you place a finger against his lips. “I can take the lead this time.”
(In which you add “re-teaching a billion year old space warrior how to make love” to your resume.)
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Fortuna Primigenia by SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
26 May 2021
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You pause for a moment, considering insanity at the prospect of battling a giant robot with two kitchen knives while static-peppered Michael Jackson blares in the background.
“Nah," you think, "Better roll with the punches.”
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Bread and Bread Accessories by SS_Shitstorm
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
06 Jun 2026
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That's a clean-burning hell, I tell you 'hwat.
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A Just And Fair Reward by Spoon888
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
07 Jun 2026
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Megatron rewards Starscream.
And Starscream has the audacity to leave him with a ‘reward’ of his own.
Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
08 Jun 2026
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home is where the heart is. by BridgeToTheSky
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
30 Apr 2026
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Rumors about You, Link, and Zelda force you the three of you to address your living situation, but it might take more than that to stop the talk.
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- Part 4 of Lots of Link(s)
Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
16 May 2026
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It wasn’t alive.
You had to keep telling yourself that. Repeating it like a mantra over and over again, in the hopes that you’d force yourself to believe it. That no matter how much the robot screamed in pain, or how more and more evidence began to stack up that it was more than just fancy inanimate machinery, that it was just that; machinery. Not alive.
You had to believe it.
Otherwise, you’d have to come to terms with the fact that you were not only complicit in the suffering of another living being, but actively responsible for it.
Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
22 Mar 2026
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A chance encounter leaves Jack Darby's English teacher roped into an allyship with the Autobots hiding out in Jasper, Nevada, and a peculiar friendship forms with team leader, Optimus Prime.
Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
07 Jan 2026
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Starscream (The Movie) [AKA WWIIformers] by PeddlerEnterprises
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One, Transformers (Bay Movies), The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Transformers One (2024), Transformers (Skybound 2023)
08 Jan 2026
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In the skies of WWII Berlin, pilots have reported sightings of a ghostly aircraft, a phantom jet eerily similar to the game-changing Messerschmitt Me 262's being developed in secret by Nazi engineers. While the Luftwaffe fliers see this "Ghost" as an omen of good fortune, one disillusioned German mechanic discovers the mysterious plane hidden in his barn, somehow disappearing and reappearing at random, and quickly realizes that, for this machine, there's more than meets the eye.
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Bookmarked by SS_Shitstorm
06 Dec 2025