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You both could use some stress relief, sharing a body comes in handy.
idek how to tag this one...you are v basically, this is purely self indulgent smut that I came up with on a whim cuz I've been playing cyberpunk and I wish my v could take back shots from johnny :(
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26 May 2026
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Jessica "Jessie" Potter was raised by McGonagall for ten years, because the Dursleys couldn't possibly take an older version of Harry under their wing without losing their sanity. Jessie predictably makes it her goal to give everyone a massive headache and coronary in one go. But, first, she has to survive another attempt on her life, amid a scary force inside of her peeking through. It has something do to with a past she can't remember (or was forced to forget).
This is what happens when the messiest of teens has to contend with the worst, adult responsibilities from far too young an age.
endgame snape/ofc
story starts at 'year 4' in the book/movie, so her sixth year. She just turned seventeen. yes, that means lily did not escape teen pregnancy. oh well. as jessie will say, as a coping mechanism, 'worse has happened.'
Title inspired by Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (WTF!)
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01 May 2026
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Avada Andromeda Malfoy has always been a bad girl, having developed the cruelty of her father but with the backbone he'd never had. Beyond terrorizing her younger brother, she spends her time finding weaker-willed students her age at school to torment. As Master Karkaroff's star student in her year, Ava has built her small kingdom brick by brick at Durmstrang, excelling in Dark Arts beyond students above her.
But when a stranger opens her eyes to a new level of power, she's hungry to excel beyond the stuff of legends. She finds herself at Hogwarts with the most famous boy of her generation, one Harry Potter, who is ripe for controlling. Ava befriends the boy only to find herself caught in a web of lies, love, and power.
Can she achieve a power beyond her greatest dreams? Or will an unforeseen romance bloom from her efforts, risking the power slipping out of her grasp?
(Harry Potter Alternate Universe set during Goblet of Fire.)
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- Part 1 of A Girl Named Avada
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28 Apr 2026
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Former Auror. Dark Arts specialist. Unspeakable.
And now, if Alastor Moody gets his way, Death Eater.
... This was not the direction she expected her career arc to go.The hardest part isn't the Dark Mark, the raids, or even Voldemort himself.
It's dealing with something far more infuriating.
Severus bloody Snape.—-------- OR —--------
Alastor has seen his share of leaders. Great ones, crap ones, everything in between. And as much as he would like to trust in Albus’ ability to lead, it’s becoming increasingly clear that the head of the Order is no longer fit to command. With the curse on his hand affecting his decision making, they can no longer afford to trust in his judgment or let him be the only one with direct contact (via Snape no less) behind enemy lines. They need another – a more reliable – agent in place.
And Alastor knows just the witch for the job.
He will just need to get Minerva on board with this well-meaning secret coup. Oh, and he needs to drag a former Auror back from her role as an Unspeakable. It’s high time those Dark Arts abilities were put to more practical use.
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04 Apr 2026
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Heather Winters lost her wand at twelve and her husband at thirty-one. Now the American expat is at Hogwarts to teach wandless magic—a discipline most dismiss as impossible. Between skeptical colleagues, curious students, and shadows from her past, she's braced for a difficult year.
She isn't prepared for Severus Snape.
What begins as mutual hostility turns strange when a magical accident binds them in ways neither can explain—bleeding into dreams, eroding defenses, and demanding a candor they'd never risk in daylight. As Sirius Black stalks the grounds and Dementors close in, Heather must navigate staff politics, protect her students, and untangle the truth behind the bond—while the man she can't stand becomes impossible to ignore.
A slow-burn, canon-divergent Snape/OC romance set during Prisoner of Azkaban.
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- Part 1 of Wandless
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03 Apr 2026