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Chad and Robert take Herman out to a club, hoping to talk about their feelings. Instead they find out more about the watery hero's past.
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Bilbo comes back from his travel with new clothes to try on.
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- Part 3 of The Uncertain Past, The Future Present
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Take A Breather by ReturntoSleep
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 Oct 2023
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Bilbo is working too hard and Thorin wants him to rest in their own special way.
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- Part 2 of The Uncertain Past, The Future Present
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I Had A Weird Dream by ReturntoSleep
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Oct 2023
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While waiting for Thorin to return from a trip Bilbo has a very odd dream involving a grand quest,a greedy dragon,a magic ring, and no modern amenities.
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- Part 1 of The Uncertain Past, The Future Present
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The Uncertain Past, The Future Present by ReturntoSleep
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Mar 2024
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After the world is destroyed and rebuilt the Valar decide to give their creations a second chance at a calmer life. Two creations bond beyond their past relationship and unite in marriage.
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Chad doesn't realise how touch starved he is. That is, until, Herm starts touching him.
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01 Mar 2026
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This is a dumping ground for little ficlets, AUs, head canons, and other miscellaneous pieces of Watermech content that are too short or I am not interested in expanding on at the moment.
You are welcome to comment about something if you'd like to see expanded on or use any of the concepts in this to make your own fics, content, art, etc. (No credit needed, but I'd love to see what you make if you can comment about it)
Warnings, ratings, universes, and tags vary by chapter, so please make note of that when navigating and reading.
This will be updated as frequently or infrequently as the mood strikes and will not be a replacement for any other full fledged planned fics.
Enjoy!
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- Part 8 of Watermech McFreak Anon Fics
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Bookmarked by ReturntoSleep
25 Feb 2026
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Jayce and Viktor have been traveling throughout the multiverse for some time now, riding the adrenaline of their near-death experience. But Jayce can't help but to long for something else: the start of a new chapter and a new life, shared together.
Comic only. 16+. No explicit material. Post-canon, settling down in their eventual cabin. PDF and epub versions available to download (for free!) at luciiferous.neocities.org.
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25 Feb 2026
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"You don't get to touch me, got it?"
All Herm could do is nod his head, it's not everyday you get one of the world's hottest men in-between your legs.
"Good."
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21 Feb 2026
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Love’s Not a Game (that being said let’s make it rain…) by IJustWantToBookmarkLmao
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
20 Feb 2026
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“ALRIGHT! You know what time it is, boys.”
Even though Waterboy scooted back, he could clearly see when Sonar pulled out a small notebook from his interior jacket pocket— a pen clipped onto the spiral binding on the side— and slammed it onto the table.
“Which of us will be the first to date Robbie Robertson.”
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The Z-Team have decided to create a new bet after some…enlightening information comes out regarding their chances with a certain broody dispatcher. (Though the result weren’t exactly what they were expecting...)Waterboy wasn’t participating though. Of course not— don’t be ridiculous. Robert would never see Waterboy like…like that.
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Alt. Title: How to Pathetic-Wet-Dog Rizz Up Your Boss Without Really TryingBookmarked by ReturntoSleep
20 Feb 2026