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    While on the hunt for Horcruxes, a chance encounter with Death Eaters ends with Harry being sent back in time to 1942 and de-aged to five years old. The horcrux inside of him leads Headmaster Dippet to the absurd conclusion that Harry must be Tom Riddle’s son from the future. Dippet believes it is best for model student Tom to take care of Harry until they find a way to send him back to his time.

    Tom is not happy with this arrangement at first.

    Previously titled Learning to Love

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    18 May 2026

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    Harry Potter was done.

    All he had ever wanted was a little less time at the Dursleys. Technically, he got his wish after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries. But he had been picturing something along the lines of a quiet holiday in Italy, not a stint in Azkaban.

    One year later, Harry is released, only to discover that Italy is still very much not on the table and, somehow, he’s being sent straight back to Privet Drive.

    Fortunately for the plot, Sirius decides that witnessing the murder of a classmate clearly wasn’t enough trauma for one lifetime and drops a small, life-altering detail: Harry’s parentage is not what he thought. And if Harry can survive a basilisk, the Triwizard Tournament, and Umbridge, then surely he can survive a trip to New York to get himself emancipated.

    Because what could possibly go wrong?

    A new job, a government interrogation or two, and an unexpected rivalry over blueberries later, Harry finds himself wondering why everyone makes such a big deal about Tony Stark.

    He’s not going to be that difficult to deal with.

    …Right?

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    13 Nov 2025

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    Under criticism from the public, the ministry wants to show they’re cracking down on crime. So, they send Harry to Azkaban for casting an unforgivable on Bellatrix in their entryway. In a cell surrounded by Death Eaters, dementors stopping by to watch him for far too long, and one guard in particular showing a little too much interest in Harry, Harry’s bound to come out of the situation very changed.

    Note: The Harry/Draco portion won't be until much later (Harry has to get out of prison first).

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    09 Sep 2025

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    Dean was just doing his best to protect his pain in the ass little brother from the monsters in the world, he didn't want any of this. Not the oddly huge clothes he didn't remember putting on, or to be stranded in some tiny city he'd never been to before. He definitely wasn't expecting the giant guy that was chasing him around spouting gibberish about being his little brother. Yeah, no, Sammy was puny not this gigantic old man with bad hair. Then there’s this guy that claims to be an angel, as if those were real, with his huge blue eyes and the way he treats Dean like he’s actually worth something, like he’s someone who deserves to be cared for. No, Dean didn't ask for any of this... but it might not be all bad.

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    30 May 2025

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    There’s a few rings, then the phone picks up.

    “Wayne Residence.”

    That’s funny, Tim thinks, Mrs. Mac doesn’t sound like herself.

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    On a hot July evening while home alone, eight-year-old Tim gets a fever. He means to ask Mrs. Mac for help — but ends up accidentally calling Alfred Pennyworth. Somehow, even in sickness, he wins all the hearts of the Wayne family in one fell swoop.

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    30 Apr 2025