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SimonSays your Science Teacher is Hot by Therewasanamehere for Robyn_the_Gay2004
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
18 Jun 2026
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Far away, in a universe where nothing bad happens...
Simon is a popular streamer. His boyfriend is a teacher who really wants to be anonymous.
How can things go wrong?
Inspired heavily buy @idgabuck on Tumblr's Streamer/teacher bloodymary AU
Visit him here:
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19 Jun 2026
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i sweat my rust by Cypherr
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 Jun 2026
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Simon wakes slowly, booting up one atom at a time. The first thing he registers is that he's pleasantly warm— not the suffocating heat of whatever iron lung they had sent him down to die in. The second thing he registers is the plushness of whatever surface he's lying on. There's no harsh metal boiling against his skin. He doesn't immediately open his eyes. His brain feels syrupy and full of fog all at once, and he finds it rather nice to just exist in this soft in-between. He'd done good, hadn't he? Was this Heaven? He died on that ship, in the mouth of a vengeful beast that couldn't recognize its own ghastlyness. Heaven was nice, Simon decided. He liked Heaven.
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18 Jun 2026
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Staring at the Stars by masterfail
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
18 Jun 2026
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Simon is the new history teacher at Grover Cleveland Middle and he likes his job. A lot. It's fun teaching the kids and it's nice being able to adapt to civilian life. The only hiccup is the science teacher next door.
Ryland is excited to befriend the new history teacher, but for some reason he can't seem to have a normal conversation with him. Like ever.
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18 Jun 2026
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My Brain Says I'm Receiving Pain by A_Confused_Human_Being
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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““I was made aware shortly after the launch of the Hail Mary that you, in fact, had family, and it is with my utmost regret that I wish to apologize for the distress I have caused to them.” Stratt barrels on(.)”
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Ryland Grace discovers that his family is alive, and perhaps he hasn’t lost quite as much as he believes he has.
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13 Jun 2026
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Don't You Dare Forget The Sun by daemonicchopsticks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
15 Jun 2026
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Elaine leaned a little to the side, so she was out of her dad’s line of sight, pulled out her phone, snapped a photo, and looked at it.
She had caught her dad mid-chuckle, and you could see Mr Grace in the corner, still smiling.
Elaine smiled a little herself.
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Simon Markson thinks that his daughter's newest year in school would be like the rest of her time at Grover Cleveland, but maybe a certain science teacher can change his mind
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12 Jun 2026
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Something to Lose by S666t666n
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
19 Jun 2026
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Slice of life Coltland Twins Bloodymary AU! No astrophage. No Hail Mary. Human Rocky and Adrian will be introduced later!
Ryland Grace is still a teacher at Grover Cleveland Middle School in San Francisco. Simon in the Uncle of one of his students. They meet at the same time as Colt comes back into his life, those things are not independent of each other.
Hope you're ready for this ride because it's...rocky. lol.Simon grew up in a death cult and his backstory will be discussed in depth, including the torture he was subjected to.
Colt and Ryland had an abusive father as well, so read at your own risk!Bookmarked by RandomRaptor42
11 Jun 2026
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Icarian (I Carry On) by aioxdotcom
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
18 Jun 2026
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“Grace! Grace! Grace! Grace!” Rocky repeated over and over as he hopped around Ryland, who was attempting to stabilise both himself and the unruly alien running circles around him— literally and figuratively.
“Woah, buddy! Calm down, I can’t understand you when you’re talking so fast!” Ryland managed to grab hold of one of Rocky’s limbs, causing the Eridian to topple over. Whatever he needed to say had to be important, because instead of being offended, Rocky rose to his feet and could barely contain his excitement as he swayed from side to side before Ryland.
”Adrian crew found life! Found another Grace! Adrian found human!”
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A new human shows up on Erid, and the little life Ryland had been creating for himself caves in on itself.
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06 Jun 2026
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Beneath a Crimson Surface by VikCacao
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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There is a void where they could not save the stars. Empty and cold, it lays dormant in its silent death. But some erdians found something impossible: life. Moving, writhing, violent life.
And they brought it home to Erid. Back to where Grace can learn and observe the impossible alongside his friends and neighbors.
But what they brought back isn't some mindless creature. It's not just a violent beast. It's human. Undeniably human.
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30 May 2026
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Simon Quit Kicking Rocky by for3st_d3mon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
20 Jun 2026
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What if Simon was in some of the logs sent on the beetles? How would the people of Earth react?
I have no clue what I'm doing, this is my first fic.
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28 May 2026
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To Sacrifice it All by Ashiah
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 May 2026
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Considering everything that had happened recently, Grace was pretty confident that there was little that could genuinely surprise him anymore.
In what had felt like a whirlwind, he’d been hand-selected to be the first human to study alien life, even if at that point it was because he had been seen and expendable. His entire life was uprooted shortly after for becoming a little too important in studying said alien life form. Then, waking up several years later and several light-years away from Earth with two corpses who were supposed to be his crewmates. Then, to top it all off, he’d encountered Rocky, a whole new type of intelligent life form who was here at Tau Ceti with the same goal as him. To save their dying stars.
Yet all that confidence went out to airlock as he stared up at the blinking console, the ship’s monotone alert ringing out. “Radio Transmission in Progress, Accept Transmission? Y/N”
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28 May 2026
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In the Absence of Space by Cowboycrows
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 May 2026
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Simon waited.
Waited for them to apologize. Tell him there’s nothing they could do. That he wasn’t worth the trouble or resources, that he wasn’t worth the time.
But that never came.
Instead, after a second Grace came back on the line, his voice sounding determined now. “Alright,” he said. “Hang tight.”
Simon blinked slowly. “What?”
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28 May 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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27 May 2026
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When Focalors died, instead of just releasing Furina from the curse of immortality, she also de-aged Furina. Now, Neuvillette has to raise Furina who is little more than five years old, with no memories of her past.
However, Wriothesley will be there to help him every step of the way.
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- 4/?
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23 May 2026
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Kaveh’s tattoos are praised by celebrities and magazines alike, but somewhere along the path to his success, the meaning bled out of his art. Then, after ten long years, Alhaitham rides back into his life on a motorcycle - rugged, quick-witted, and infuriatingly unforgettable.
With love laced into the ink Kaveh had long since stopped believing in, something beautiful finally begins to take shape once more.
There, standing beneath the stupid Books sign and holding his helmet in one hand... was Alhaitham. He was older and broader - somehow impossibly more attractive - but it was undeniably him.
Kaveh staggered to a halt in the middle of the street and tried to recall how to breathe as he devoured the sight of the same handsome bone structure he had spent years trying to either find or forget - only now more chiseled, more ruggedly defined... more ruinous.
Alhaitham’s eyes, at least, hadn’t changed at all. With a breath that caught audibly in his throat, Kaveh lost himself in the piercing, hypnotic teal irises that he hadn’t seen since their gazes last locked across a study table in the high school library.
“Alhaitham?”
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18 May 2026
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Kaveh scoffs. “Oh, please! Us as best friends? Nobody would believe it. You might as well have us pretend to be lovers!”
He waits for Tighnari and Cyno to roll their eyes or shake their heads or say, Haha, good one, Kaveh, we should get you a stand-up comedy show in addition to all your amazing gigs. He doesn’t expect them to exchange a serious look.
To convince the public that they don’t hate each other, famous actors Kaveh and Alhaitham pretend to be in a relationship. Too bad they actually hate each other.
At least, Kaveh thinks they do.
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17 May 2026
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nest by telepathicflower for leaderofthedolphins
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Mar 2026
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Kaveh wakes up to find that Mehrak has turned into a human child.
A door creaked open. Kaveh let the spatula fall onto the floor with a clatter at the reminder that he had no idea how his roommate would react, and Alhaitham—
“Dad!” Mehrak exclaimed, dashing into the corridor.
- Language:
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- 3/3
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03 May 2026
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Kaveh regrets ever accepting this new commission. It is not the pay nor the project itself – both are to the architect’s satisfaction. No, the problem is the client and her obsession with Kaveh.
She believes them to be “destined for each other” and takes Kaveh’s rejection as playing hard to get. In his desperation Kaveh lies about having a boyfriend, a certain scribe he shares a home with and is oh-so madly in love with. Now he has to convince Alhaitham to play the part, when his client insists on meeting the “love of his life”.
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30 Mar 2026
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Most species in Fontaine revered the full moon, but two had a particularly special connection to it – those being the merfolk and the werewolves.
Neuvillette’s kin called him "picky" for avoiding finding a mate and escaping to a remote cave every month, but the truth was, he knew exactly what he wanted ever since he first sensed that strange scent. A scent that was often accompanied by a sound of howling.
Time and time again, he returns to the cave in hopes of meeting the person behind it, until one day fortune finally smiles upon him.(AKA Merman Omega Neuvillette realizes he’s a furry. Werewolf Alpha Wriothesley realizes he’s a scalie. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.)
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25 Mar 2026
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Prince Neuvillette is the heir of Fontaine and a mated omega who was accidentally marked by an alpha when he was a young child. With no recollection of his past nor the alpha who bit him, Neuvillette is forced into a dire situation when the King no longer saw him as the heir to the throne and confines him within the palace walls, never to be seen again.
Just when all hope is lost, Neuvillette smells a mysterious yet nostalgic scent right in the middle of his own garden, bringing back a long-forgotten alliance that was never really gone.
Neuvillette can no longer think nor speak, the overpowering scent igniting all his senses on fire and setting them ablaze until he is so overwhelmed that he fully collapses onto the grass in pained gasps, his mouth gaping wide open as razor-sharp canines begin to emerge from his swollen gums.
Conjuring up all his strength and willpower, Neuvillette leans up to whisper the one single word that his delirious brain can still muster.
“Heat.”
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25 Mar 2026
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tie my insides up, cat's cradle by sunflowerbebe
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Sep 2024
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“Just take a bath and you’ll be fine.”
Alhaitham’s ears flattened against his head. “No.”
Kaveh watched another cloud of sand fly up from Alhaitham’s swishing tail. “Lazy kitty,” he muttered.
As soon as he said it, something in Kaveh’s head clicked. Didn’t most cats hate water? Alhaitham was technically just a big cat—
“I’m not lazy. I don’t want to get my tail wet,” Alhaitham snapped. “And I’m not getting my ears wet.”Kaveh offers to help Alhaitham wash his tail. It makes things complicated.
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22 Mar 2026