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Rules of P̶r̶o̶b̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ Cohabitation by RandomE_E
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2026
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When the Ministry assigns Hermione Granger as Bellatrix Black's authorized chaperone-- meaning they have to share a one‑bedroom set of staff quarters at Hogwarts for an entire school year-- neither of them thinks they can survive it gracefully. They don’t speak. They don’t cooperate. They communicate through glares, petty sabotage, and an ever‑growing list of written “rules” posted on the wall-- most of which exist solely because Bellatrix delights in tormenting Hermione, and Hermione refuses to let her win.
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Hermione Granger regrets fighting to save her savior and tormentor from the horrors of Azkaban after several acts of psychological warfare that diminish her supply of post-its. -
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Bellatrix Black was dead.
Ice-cold, cut up in the morgue, name on fucking headstone, dead.
Everyone already thinks Bella died in that alley way, it wasn't hard to make it official. She is taking the time her death offers to do a number of things.
Patching herself up, rebuilding her empire, casually stalking Hermione like it’s a full‑time job. She's content to live her life in the shadows if it keeps her pet out of danger.
But when she sees Evangeline Selwyn following Hermione, two facts become painfully clear:
Eva knows Bella’s alive.
She’s hunting Hermione.Series
- Part 2 of Almost
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For as long as Bellatrix can remember, she has run this lighthouse. The days are a comforting monotony, a routine set in stone. She paints the sea, she operates the light, she ignores the shadows that linger at the edge of her vision. And she never, ever leaves her beach.
Then a woman appears on the beach after a sudden break in the storm, and starts disrupting her peaceful, albeit lonely, life.
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PREQUEL TO THE ENEMIES EMBRACE (CAN BE READ FIRST)
Years ago, Evangeline Anora Booth was born to teenage parents Victoria Selwyn- a pureblood witch- and Maxwell Booth- a muggle-born wizard. She was raised in France for four years before being kidnapped by her maternal grandparents, at the behest of Albus Dumbledore-- who had just learned of her gift for Legilimency. Raised in an abusive household with no way out, Evangeline turns to Dumbledore for help. Instead, he offers her a position she cannot refuse, one that will save her best friend and maybe do some good.
It also might kill her in the process.
Bellatrix Black was born the eldest daughter of the Ancient and Noble house of Black. After her middle sister admits to falling in love with a muggle born, she goes to Albus Dumbledore to find a way she can help. She takes up a position as a spy for the Dark Lord, and has remained there for years.
Until one night, she finds out she is being followed by the annoying and frustratingly beautiful Evangeline Selwyn.
She just might have to kill her in order to keep her position safe.
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- Part 2 of The Enemies Embrace
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A prompt from the Bellamione Discord Server:
What if Hermione accidentally kidnapped Bellatrix?
In an effort to not over-summarize this, I will leave it at this: Bellatrix is in... some very shady business, Hermione is a librarian. Hermione sees her get shot, tries to save her by taking her back to her apartment after Bellatrix refuses to go to the hospital...
And she won't let her leave.
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Mafia AU Two Fic Series. Possibly going to have one shots as well ;)
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Main Story (The Enemies Embrace): Bellatrix Black/Hermione Granger/Evangeline Selwyn (OC) Post-Second War
Prequel (Loathe Me): Bellatrix Black/Evangeline Selwyn (OC)- their lives during the first and second war.- Words:
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Mason Tredwell sits down with Emily to write her story. Interspersed with moments from the past and some of the events during the interview, can Emily move on from the past for the sake of her family?
Canon-compliant up to season 3
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05 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger’s magic begins to change after an encounter in the Department of Mysteries.
When an ancient power awakens in her blood, it binds her to none other than Bellatrix Black and draws her into a world far more complicated than the one she knew before. A world of dangerous bargains, fairy folk, and prophecies that cannot be escaped.
As the war grows closer and the bond between them tightens, Hermione must decide how much of herself she is willing to sacrifice in order to survive.
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Desperate for a job, Hermione starts working at a small independent book store. It’s odd though. The website doesn’t work, customers never buy anything, and none of her coworkers even have a library card? And why do they have an entire shelf full of just copies of Scarface and The Godfather? If only her boss, Bellatrix, would take her concerns seriously.
Seven times Hermione doesn’t realize she’s working at a money laundering front for the mob and the one time she does.
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21 May 2026
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Hermione is broke and delivering food to survive grad school. One of her customers (an obscenely rich, devastatingly beautiful, and entirely too confident woman) keeps ordering just to see her again.
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Death, as it turns out, is terribly inconvenient, and terribly boring. Bellatrix Black, stuck as a ghost at the hormone-riddled purgatory of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, decides to entertain herself and cause a little mayhem by teaching her own Dark Arts class. The only student who shows up is Hermione Granger - what could possibly go wrong?
5 chapters, 1k words each, borderline-crack, and as happy of an ending as you can get when one of the characters is already dead. Featuring an unhinged and horny ghost Bellatrix, and a snarky, you-don't-scare-me-you're-dead Hermione.