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    “Do you think me so cruel that I would make you get rid of the child?” A genuine look of hurt flashes across his face, his blue eyes studying him intently.

    Perhaps he was wrong.

    “No, Robert.” He feels a surge of hope. Perhaps he will show Jon the mercy he denied his siblings, now that he has calmed down. “I thought it best not to tempt fate.” He grabs him by the forearm. “I can still take him to the North. Nobody has to know the truth. He won’t either. He will be no threat to you or your rule. I will make sure of that.”

    Robert chuckles. “It was already too late for that the moment you crossed the city gates. Before nightfall, every beggar and whore will know the truth, or some twisted version of it.” He glances towards the cradle. “Jon. I don’t like this name. My son should have a proper Baratheon name, but since you took it upon yourself to name him as such, I have no choice but to accept that.”

    Ned freezes. “Your son?”

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    Robert assumes Jon is their baby.

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    in which Jon actually does look like a Targaryen but Ned still insists it's his bastard son. Good thing the one person who should believe it, in fact, does.

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    Alicent arrives at court at the age of six and ten, with only one thought in mind: she will be queen of the Seven Kingdoms.

    It won’t be an easy task, her father tells her. King Viserys, only a decade older than Alicent herself, remains wholly reluctant to remarry. He already has an heir, he insists, and has no need to find a new wife. Princess Rhaenyra, a girl of seven, is her father’s darling only child, and heir to his throne.

    Alicent is certain she'll convince him otherwise. But then again, things rarely go the way one plans.

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    It was fragmented magic, pieced together by the folly of their youth, forged in blood, then bound by Syrax’s dragonfire. To make sense of this, only the eternal fire can be the cause. The fire before even the Old Gods spoke life into man. It is the blood of the dragon that creates a life worth living it whispered, and it would seem that such eternal fire wished for their children, hers’ and Alicent’s both, to share the same blood.

    If Alicent’s Gods were to be believed, Rhaenyra is sure they would smite her where she stands.

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    As children Rhaenyra and Alicent perform a soul binding ritual and unknowingly end up having a big ole fucked up family.

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