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come out feeling like hope by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
13 Jun 2026
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Dick fucking Grayson sure has a way of derailing all of Jason’s plans, that’s for sure.
He was expecting to find something different. An exhausted Nightwing leading city repair and rescue efforts, clearly overworked. A stressed and worried older brother, concerned about his little brother’s injuries from the big bad Red Hood. Even something related to Jason being the Red Hood, whether it was pissed or confused or whatever. Not–
Not this. Not a bundled up lump of man with unwashed hair and empty eyes lying on the bed in a messy hotel room, talking about having seen Jason before (despite Jason knowing he hasn’t) and implying that Jason is going to take him to die.
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Red Hood comes looking for Nightwing. Jason Todd doesn't like what he finds.
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Grace didn't have much of anything these days. Less appetite, less strength, less of whatever it was that made a person reach for a disgusting coma food slurry bag and drink it down because it was necessary to live and do it all over again tomorrow because tomorrow existed and had things in it worth being alive for.
Or - Grace's mental health deteriorates on the journey to Erid.
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[Podfic] Honesty by PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Jun 2026
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“Maybe we could just – not talk. Until the effect wears off.”
“It shouldn’t be that hard,” Lan Xichen said encouragingly. “Given that it’s us.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Nie Mingjue asked suspiciously.
“Well, it’s not like the three of us ever talk anymore,” he said, and then slapped his hand over his mouth.
Jin Guangyao could not wait for the truth-compelling effects of the smoke to wear off.
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[Podfic] The Birds and The Bees (and The Bunnies) by PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2026
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Jiang Cheng set his glass down with a thump that shook the table, making the other glasses tinkle musically. He was getting that horrible, pinched look around his eyes that was usually only caused by day long meetings with Sect Leader Yao. "Look, A-Ling. The thing with sex is..."
Jin Ling leaned forward just a little, not wanting to miss a word.
He watched his fearless uncle who loved him square his shoulders and face the demon of Jin Ling's curiosity.
"The thing is..."
And completely lose his nerve. Jiang Cheng's shoulders slumped minutely and his scowl was back in full force as he turned to Jin Ling. "If you have sex, you will get pregnant and die."
Three times someone tried to give Jin Ling The Talk and one time they succeeded.Podfic of The Birds and The Bees (and The Bunnies) by Beltenebra.
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Tripod Grace by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
04 Jun 2026
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Grace pushes himself back from the micro-scope, a movement he has done many many times before without any problems. This time, though, his clumsiness makes him fall back.
Generally, Grace is okay at catching himself. Most of the time he tries to pretend he didn’t trip, or simply yells “I’m fine!” after he straightens up.
Grace doesn’t catch himself. He falls, and his body hits the ground, and Rocky hears horrible, terrible snaps.
Grace’s body is not supposed to make those noises. They are breaking noises.
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On the way to Erid, Grace takes a tumble and breaks something. Rocky has a bad time.
Recent series
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turn the lights off by GLeoPods (GracefulLeopard), GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic)
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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Red Hood Tim and Jaybin!
fics are placed in the series chronologically (but may not have been posted that way)
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- 65,094
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- 6
- Bookmarks:
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"across : beyond : through" by notquiteaghost by Aether (writerproblem193), AppleSapling, BobreyShuffles, BubblesKat, ChaosKiro, deepestbluesky, Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), Ghost_writing (Yuurei), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), horchatapods, InklingDancer, kbirb, litra, LittleRedRobinHood, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), mistbornhero, Moonlovingvampire, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic), Ravin_Pods (Ravin), read by (horchatapods), sisi_rambles, Spindoctor, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), with (ChaosKiro), Yuurei, Yuurei_collabs
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU
10 May 2025
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- 251
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- 2
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- 2
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[podfic] Smuggled In / Running Contraband by blackglass, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Collabs (Dr_Fumbles_McStupid), FlightlessNotFightless, horchatapods, kittona, kittona multivoice pods (kittona), korechthonia, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic), read by (horchatapods), with (DevilWithABirdDress)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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For the Voiceteam 2024 Challenge of "Voice Battle", with the concept of battling PoVs
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- 2
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Simulpod: A Lobby of Time Travellers by Aether (writerproblem193), Ceewelsh, DevilWithABirdDress, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, Elle_dubs (avril_o), Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish), forzandopod, GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), InklingDancer, irrationalpie, kbirb, kbirb pods (kbirb), kittona, kittona multivoice pods (kittona), korechthonia, LenaReads (LenaLawlipop), lysandyra (pxssnelke), mistbornhero, pezzax_multivoice, PolynomialPandemic, PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic), pxssnelke, roseszain, with (DevilWithABirdDress), with (korechthonia), with irrationalpie (irrationalpie)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 May 2023
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The 2023 round of Voiceteam had a challenge. That challenge? To pod a fic as many times as humanly possible. Behold!
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- 490
- Works:
- 14
- Bookmarks:
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came back cryptid by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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- 2,652
- Works:
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- 14
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 1 of Ave Maria
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sleeping when you're dead by rockandrollinator
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 May 2026
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“Soon, okay? I’ll sleep soon.”
“Grace is liar.”
Grace didn’t deny it.
He wasn’t sure how long he worked for after that, but at some point, his body presumably shut itself down right there in his rolling chair. At least, that’s where he woke up, with a start, to find Rocky glaring at him with his whole body from across the lab.
They didn’t talk for a while after that.
Grace has a complicated relationship with sleep (and himself). Rocky enforces a bedtime (and Grace treating himself a little better).
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
11 Jun 2026
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Grace develops PTSD
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
11 Jun 2026
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Keeping Watch by Starri_Skye
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
04 Mar 2026
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“You sleep, I’ll watch.”
We both know that they are not going to sleep. We both know that the moment they go still, they will be dead. And I will be alone. But I won’t say that, and they won’t say that, even if it’s the truth.
“You…save Erid,” they say.
Not a question.
I will be the last Eridian on our ship. I will be the last hope.
Or I will die. Just like every other Eridian has died here, and will eventually die on Erid, because we failed.
I shift low, close to where my last friend lays. “You sleep, I will watch,” I tell them again.
And they go to sleep.
And they never wake up again.
Rocky loses everyone on his crew.
Years later, he meets an alien.
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
11 Jun 2026
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Days Fade Into a Watercolor Blur (Memories Swim and Haunt You) by mac_n_cheez
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
05 Jun 2026
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A few months after he moved into the biodome the Eridians generously built just for him, he started waking up every night drenched in his own sweat and tears. Saying that he hated it was an egregious understatement. He was tired, anxious, and unbelievably stressed out all the time. Every time he went to bed, the fear of having another nightmare kept him up into ungodly hours of the night. And when he did finally fall asleep, his fear just made his nightmare even worse.
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Grace has frequent nightmares on Erid. Rocky cannot fix. He tries anyway.
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
10 Jun 2026