Pitofdepression
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V, a Night city legend thought her days of chaotic mercenary gigs were over, especially after battling a terminal illness. But it turns out that Death has a contract of his own to offer, so in return he offers her a second shot at life, sending her back to the most inconvenient time—right when Mr. Deshawn decided to flatline her.
Now, armed with a snarky attitude and foreknowledge of what's come, she's out to give Night City a run for its money. Between avoiding cyberpsychos and trying to dodge some awkward questions from her friends, Valerie's adventure are going take some hilarious turn. Can she rewrite her past without tripping over her own shoelaces? Join her on this wild ride through the streets of Night City, where even Death can't resist a good laugh. -
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Pushing myself a bit. I got out of the coffin and just stumbled out of it. It was like, I was just waking up from a really, really long sleep, or I don't know why, but my entire body was extremely stiff, not in pain, but stiff as if I had not used it for a very, very long time walking up.
Cracking my joints, I gently moved forward but stopped dead in my tracks when I saw a woman just lying on the floor of the church, leaning against the wall, and in front of her, something was carved on the floor. Glowing with white, ominous light.
I immediately knew what it was. With shaky legs, I moved towards it and gently touched the light, and suddenly a message appeared before my eyes, floating in the air: 'Though the path be broken and uncertain, claim your place, as the Elden Lord!'
It was exactly at that moment that I knew..... I was royally Fucked................ Well.... Time to fix this world I guess..
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This'll be a breeze!! by Pitofdepression
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
08 Feb 2024
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What happens when you get into a life-ending accident??
You wake up in the wizarding world!!...... right??A gen-z dropped right at the end of the first Wizarding war, with foreknowledge of what's to come..... well here is a recipe for disaster.
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This is a coma.....right?? by Pitofdepression
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
08 Feb 2024
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let me complete part one then I'll think about a description
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The Speedrunner's Guide to the Lands Between. by HeliosTheDepresed
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
20 Jun 2026
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When Jack Conners took a no name streamer's challenge to Speedrun the game faster than they did, the last thing he expected was to be Isekai'd to the world of Elden Ring as the Tarnished, with Queen Marika the Eternal as his System Admin to boot.
Well, since he was already there; he might as well Become the Elden Lord and start Fixing the Lands Between, One Death at a Time.
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01 May 2026
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“Tell me. Robert Robertson the Third. Mecha Man. Hero.” There’s something soft in the thing’s voice. Almost reverent. “What do you want?”
His body wants to shut down. His mind wishes for oblivion. The answer is obvious.
“Put me…back into…the fight.” He rasps.
“Very well,” he can hear it smiling, “let’s get to work.”
Or, in simpler terms…let’s do it all over again.
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15 Dec 2025
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Robert wakes up one day to a very, very odd time-space distortion.
But hey, if life gives you lemons...
[A.K.A. - A time travel AU. Updates will vary.]
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24 Nov 2025
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Celine didn't kill her. Rumi came to her mother's grave to try to end her life. But she didn't die, but came to another parallel world, where the three girls were not hunters, but ordinary people. They picked up the injured and unconscious Rumi.
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11 Aug 2025
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All the ways Zoey and Mira could have found out Rumi is half-demon by BadLuckDisaster
Fandom KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
26 Jan 2026
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Unrelated works. Includes: Angst, Lots of Cuddles on the Couch, Crack Without Brain Cells, Celine, and our beloved Derpy and Sussie.
Now including the best dad, Bobby!
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Bookmarked by Pitofdepression
09 Aug 2025