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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    A decade after the Wizarding War, Hermione Weasley is exhausted.

    Burnt out by ministry politics, haunted by a case she cannot forget, and drowning in a marriage that was built on survival and shared trauma, the last thing Hermione expects is to find herself back at Hogwarts.

    Temporary. Quiet. Safe.

    At least, that was the plan.

    But something dangerous is moving through the castle halls. Perhaps Hermione could figure out what it is if she could get away from the infuriating blonde co worker who seems to be everywhere that she needs to be.

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    10 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 86

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    It's Eighth Year and Draco Malfoy is just trying to graduate.

    Valentine's Day is today and the last thing he wants to do is think about someone he'll never deserve. But when someone slips Hermione Granger an Ancient Roman lust potion, he finally has a chance. A chance to be the hero. As the day progresses, things do not go according to plan.

    He Crucios a Seventh Year, makes new friends, gains forgiveness, nearly goes back to Azkaban, and discovers that he should probably pursue a career in Potions.

    He also finds out what Granger sounds like when she comes...but that's besides the point.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Draco Malfoy enjoys his status as a magical consultant investigating dark artefacts. He works when he likes (usually after lunch), gets to engage in thrilling amounts of derring-do, and has ample time for gratuitous philandering. But when friend and Auror Harry Potter brings him in on a case involving a cursed object with which Draco has personal history, he's forced into a partnership with the one person who can't seem to fully forgive his past misdeeds - Hermione Granger.

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    22 Nov 2025

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    “You implied you’d be open to teaching Malfoy how to—” Pansy hesitated for the barest second. “—eat.”

    “You can call it cunnilingus, if you prefer,” Hermione offered, then refocused. “But…yes, I suppose I did.”

    Malfoy stared at her as if she’d just declared herself not only a secret Pureblood but also a die-hard supporter of Voldemort.

    She didn’t think it was truly that shocking that she’d want to teach him a thing or two, even if the subject happened to be rather personal.

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    Or, a game of Truth or Dare reveals that Hermione is the only one with any sexual experience. And, naturally, she's quite happy to share her knowledge.

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    21 Aug 2025

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    Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
    Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
    Nothing about this is graceful.
    They're both doing it anyway.

    Expect:

    -missed signals
    -disaster courtship rituals
    -deeply amused Slytherins
    -Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
    -a tea towel that counts as an act of war
    -"this is fine" energy
    -Hermione Granger, missing every signal
    -Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
    -nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely graceful

    Challenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
    Aster:
    Patience, elegance
    Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn

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    24 Jun 2025