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He won’t admit it, but a flesh and blood body is a novel, and the sparkly synapses that fire off every time you touch him are a quick addiction. He’s chronically unused to the idea of sensation, and you revel in how little it takes to get him to crumble under your careful touches.
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See, this was his little secret, and the thing that captivates you. It wasn't that he wanted sex. No, the game you two played was because he wanted you to make him work for it. Because he, the CyberController, the ultimate lifeform, had discovered to his absolute dismay that nothing got him harder than being treated like a dog.
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Metamorphosis by Wickerton
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jul 2026
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Poisoned by his very food source, Ryland Grace is on the brink of death when Rocky makes a decision that will change the trajectory of both of their lives.
Or: Ryland Grace is transformed into something new and eventually cries as his alien best friend tops him
(There is also a plot, promise)
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19 Jun 2026
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Frisk has always known that there are many more ways than one to help make the world a better place. Less grandiose than freeing monsterkind, sure, but just as important.
Now, as an adult, Frisk is unexpectedly met with another one that's in need of their help. A rather tiny one. And then another. And another...
They really are helpful to a fault, aren't they.
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- Part 1 of The blob adventures
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26 Dec 2025
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How to Emotionally Un-constipate Your Witcher by al_in_my_head
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
23 Dec 2021
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Jaskier is the only one who notices the toxic dynamic of Yennefer and Geralt's relationship and he confronts Yennefer about it. Something he said seems to stick. If only he could sort out his own relationship with Geralt, that would be great.
Geralt is generally just very confused about feelings, especially those concerning Jaskier, and very determined not to feel them.- Language:
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23 Sep 2025
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Sometimes it Takes a Prison Cell by ForestWren
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Jan 2023
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When Yennefer is thrown in a cell to await execution, the last thing she wants is a cellmate. She gets one anyway: one who is loud, annoying, and convinced that he will be rescued by a witcher. She expects his company to make her miserable. She does not expect it to slowly become bearable, to grow fond of him, or to want to help him — and the last thing she anticipates is that the rescue might actually happen.
Or: Yennefer and Jaskier meet in a dungeon. It goes, all things considered, surprisingly well.
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23 Sep 2025
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You've Been Deprived, Haven't You My Dear? by Bedalk05 for SleepingReader
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 May 2020
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The thing is, Witchers aren’t supposed to be affectionate. Geralt, in his own particular way, undoubtedly is however. Unfortunately, the Witcher is truly inept when it comes to handling affection and processing emotion. All of this is to say that Jaskier could have predicted this. “This” being Geralt standing helplessly as he holds a cat currently purring in his arms.
Geralt deserves to touch something soft
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- Part 1 of Geralt Deserves Soft Things
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09 Sep 2025