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  1. Rec *

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    Harry Potter already lost one war.
    When he comes back, he hides in plain sight at Hogwarts: secret name, adult magic, and a determination to turn survival into curriculum.

    Severus Snape sees through him immediately.
    Instead of exposing him… he steps closer.

    Their attraction unfolds like a duel: strategic, restrained, and far too mutual for either of them to admit.

    Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley are another problem entirely. They do not negotiate desire. They crash into it.

    One romance is predator vs predator.
    The other is obsession with no safety measures.

    Terrible ideas in wartime.

    Warning: now featuring… terrible author notes and high levels of filth.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    Remus Lupin:
    Professor Lupin to his students.
    Moony to his marauders.
    And Scar to the Shelby Family.

    A story told through a series of fics of how in year three, Harry Potter found himself being (quite easily) kidnapped by his DADA professor and introduced to a new family that show him loyalty and love.

    Along the way… perhaps an old flame rekindles, old hurts are healed, and - yeah - there’s going to be crime and violence.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    I would read anything this woman writes, because her stories are fire. Do I know of peaky blinders? No, I do not. Do I care? Brum, gangster family, cutthroat violence, I’m good

  3. Rec *

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    The extended universe for brilliant difficulty, including side stories and eventually post-series works. This will make more sense if you read before the door of hell lamps burned, the glass fortress and the grave of the saint first, although the works in this series are listed roughly chronologically.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    This Looks v FASCINATING

  4. Rec 79

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    The Cruciatus Curse is a horrible thing.

    It is the thing that kills Harry Potter.

    And sets of a bunch of events that were to never happen, unless for Fate, and her creativity.

    Death has a proposition.

    Harry takes it.

    UNFINISHED AND DISCONTINUED!!!

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    08 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This author’s work is dark, crisp, and delicious. Definitely recommend, and can’t wait now for this to be finished.

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    On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.

    Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…

    For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.

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    25 Feb 2025

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    One of the best Idiots In Love crack fics on this site in the Potterverse. Read it. Love it. Kudos and comment love on it😊