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Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die by 0MissE0, Artimus_Pax, ArtistRedFox, Athena_Muldrow, Baze_loves_bugs, biggirlsdontcry, Blank_Error, BlindayEverlien, carpetchewer, cottonmouthcandy, CrypticMushroom, CthosEris, DarkLordOfAwesomeness, Dimonds456, Djdjdjmk, egg_with_a_pen, EmS (EmilienSancier), Kyle_committing_Arson, lackinggravitas (espansivo), MariDraws, Oatmeal_Archive, pickledoesfanfic, ryeBread1825114, SpookyArchivist, stayweirdalways
Fandom Gravity Falls
28 Oct 2025
Summary
Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
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So You’re The Greatest Con Man of the 21st Century? by stan_of_many
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
21 Apr 2021
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“Peter felt suddenly and intensely protective as Neal settled, his face too hot against Peter’s shoulder, his skin too hot against the rag on his neck, everything too hot as he curled up against his handler like an ill child seeking comfort. There was something bizarrely intimate about the fever, lowering Neal’s defenses so drastically, leaving him so unusually reliant...”
Peter has to care for his sick CI and finds he doesn’t actually have to dig too deeply to be good at it. Basically pure sick fic with both of the boys looking out for each other.
Bookmarked by Oatmeal_Archive
11 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
casually bookmarks. yeah I'm normal about them haha
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“Peter was usually extremely out of his element around emotional or sick people, but around Neal some protective instinct always seemed to kick in. He’d intend to stand back and give his CI some space but then Neal moaned quietly and clutched shakily at the toilet as if he wasn’t quite sure which was up, and Peter was by his side in an instant.”
Neal’s feeling sick and trying not to show it. Peter and El aren’t about to let him get off that easy. Almost pure sick fic for a tumblr request.
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If We Have Each Other Then We’ll Both Be Fine by stan_of_many
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
11 Aug 2021
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“A figure caught Peter’s eye, perhaps fifteen feet away. The man was turned away from him, a fitted suit, confident posture, but most heartstoppingly— dark hair partially hidden under a fedora.
It couldn’t be.
For an eternity of a moment Peter couldn’t speak a word, couldn’t move, couldn’t breathe, could barely think. Finally,
“Neal.”
A post canon fix-it that not only reunites Peter and Neal but deals with the pain and consequences of Neal’s decision on both men. In which Peter rediscovers a son, Neal is atrocious at taking care of himself, and a rock-solid brotherhood is beautifully brought to light. Overwhelmingly full of feels, some angst, some fluff, and a boatload hurt/comfort.
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“Peter knelt down and caught him, pulling him back against his chest and trapping his head gently between his chest and hand to keep him from slipping to the floor. Neal slumped against him with no protest, too tired to move or care about the vulnerability of the gesture, relaxing ever so slightly at the steady thumping of the agent’s heart as Peter became the only thing that wasn’t sliding and tilting around him...”
A cold is just a cold and Peter isn’t worried until Neal manages get sopping wet and a lot more sick, calling for more from Peter than a ‘cowboy up’.
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“There was something about the warmth of Peter’s hands as he massaged the feeling back into Neal’s ice cold ones that warmed Neal more than just physically. It was the kindness of the gentle, uncomplicated skin-to-skin contact, the affectionate touch that was given without asking for anything in return. It brought a faint ache deep in Neal’s throat.”
Fill for 12 Days of White Collar Prompt #11 “Frosty the Snowman”
Fedoras & Mittens | Snowball fight | Frostbite/HypothermiaSeries
- Part 1 of 12 Days of White Collar