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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    08 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    She can’t fucking sleep like this.
    She can’t breathe like this.
    There’s another person in her skin and muscles, shoved between the sinew and pushing, pulsing, for a release.

    ---
    Or; Rader's Machine does more than it should.

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    22 May 2025

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    Oh my god this is incredible
    It's giving Steven universe gem Fusion but more body horror?

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    It's not like things go back to normal immediately.

    Zoe turns to Mio as they're walking away from Rader Publishing and says she'd gotten a hotel a few blocks away for the duration of the program. She asks if Mio wants to come with her.

    Mio says yes.

    (or: mio learns falling in love is pretty easy, given the circumstances.)

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    05 May 2025

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    Your honour I love them

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    For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...

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    29 Sep 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Finally read it after all this time and it was so lovely I feel like weeping

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    Fear clambers into his mouth and tastes bitter on his tongue. “Who are you?” It takes him a moment to register the sound of his own voice.

    She stares at him. Blinks. “Lance, please, this isn’t time for one of your jokes--”

    He furrows his eyebrows and struggles to sit up, to stop leaning into the cradle of her arms. “I’m not--I’m not...joking.”

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    After sacrificing himself to save Allura, Lance wakes up in a strange new world where the only thing he knows is a deep connection to a boy he doesn't remember.

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    29 Sep 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    To read

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    The moon asked the sun, “What do you know of love?”

    “It burns,” said the sun. “It brightens. It is something you make and then give away.”

    “Don’t listen to him,” said the clouds. “This big ball of gas doesn’t know what he’s talking about.”

    “Yes, I do,” said the sun. “Who but me makes the roses grow?”

    “We do,” said the clouds. “Love nourishes, like the rain. We turn the hills green and fill the creeks so they will sing in their creekbeds.”

    “Why do you ask?” said the sun.

    “I think I might be in love,” said the moon. “I am trying to understand.”

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    10 Aug 2020

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    My very favourite

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    Sokka is born in the dead of winter with a red dragon curling down the left side of his back.

    Zuko is born in the sweltering heat of summer with a sword down his spine.

    He doesn’t want to talk about it when their gazes turn on him. They make assumptions— is it someone he left behind in the Fire Nation? He looks away when he agrees with them.

    Toph brushes past him when they all part ways. She says, “I know you’re lying.”

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    10 Jul 2020

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    A m a z i n g

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    After stopping the apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale finally take the next step in their six-thousand-year friendship. But when a spate of miracles sweeps across Soho and Mayfair, they realize their amorous escapades may have an unintended side effect. As they scramble to restore balance and an archangel arrives to investigate, Heaven and Hell’s messengers learn that you can never have too much of a good thing.

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    05 Jul 2020

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    Sitri pulled through!!!

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    Ennis decides he has more to say after their fight at the trailhead, so he makes a phone call. And it changes his life.

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    29 Jun 2020

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    I'm so soft

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    Or: 5 times Keith let Lance get away with things that he'd never let anyone else do, and 1 time Lance realized that he was, apparently, special

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    23 Jun 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is legit curing my depression

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    They stay that way for a long time, Catra’s face tucked into Adora’s shoulder, Adora gently cradling Catra’s head. Adora is careful not to hug Catra too hard or make her feel restrained, anticipating the moment that Catra will start to pull away — but Catra doesn’t. She hangs on so tightly it hurts, her claws digging through Adora’s jacket and into her back, latching into her like she did when she was a kitten and didn’t know how much her claws could hurt. Adora tries not to wince, tries not to move a single muscle, worried that if she does the spell will break and Catra will struggle away, appalled at having shown weakness.

    But Catra doesn’t let go. And so neither does Adora.

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    12 Jun 2020

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    Ugh the FEELINGS

  12. Public Bookmark 67

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    “You don’t like answering questions, do you?” Aziraphale sounds a bit sad about it. “Okay.”

    He steps over to the table and picks up his tumbler. “Come with me. I know what to do with you.”

    And, well. Curiosity has always been Crowley’s hamartia, hasn’t it?

    He follows Aziraphale into the sanctuary, all the way down the aisle, and stops. Aziraphale points at each side of the confessional.

    “You go in there, I go in there.”

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    19 Apr 2020

  13. Public Bookmark 37

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    "Watch out, Boo!" I shriek, throwing myself into the cycle lane to push my best friend out of the path of an approaching phalanx of bicycles and back onto the pavement.

    The world goes white for a second.

    All at once, I find myself sitting on a comfortable, overstuffed sofa in a bland, warmly-lit room. Blinking my eyes open, I read the bright green text splashed across the opposite wall.

    "Welcome! Everything is fine."

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    10 Apr 2020

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    Fun!!!

  14. Public Bookmark 15

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    I tiptoe down the corridor away from the guests and start to open the door, only to be met with a solid obstacle and a muffled, and very familiar, "fuck".

    Oh, fuck.

    "Hi, sorry," he says sheepishly, opening the door wider. "I just needed a place to - oh, hi." He stops short when he notices who's at the door, and my brain goes blank for a second when I realise that he's not wearing a shirt.

    Jesus, that's a lot of muscles.

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    10 Apr 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    That ending HURTED

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    "So, I, wow," started the priest, who at this point had recovered some of his wits. "So are you here- Is this- Do you have some kind of message for me, or...?"

    "A message?" said Crowley, annoyed. "We're not the Microsoft Office paperclip, we don't just pop up with little hints for you every now and then."

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    07 Apr 2020

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    "Love isn't finite, Father," said the angel patiently. "When you find someone you love... you fall in love with the whole world, through them. There's enough to go around."

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    I love you, too.

    It'll pass.

    Much like God, that last bit turned out to be a lie.

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    04 Apr 2020

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    Peter crashes at Wade's place waiting for him to get home, only he's having a wet dream when Wade returns.

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    17 Mar 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is so sweet but dirty it's great

  18. Public Bookmark 44

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    08 Feb 2020

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    I love this so much

  19. Public Bookmark 19

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    It's another quiet evening in, and some very soft conversation is had.

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    08 Jan 2020

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    This makes me so soft

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    They just need to feel five strong emotions each, and then they'll be free from the simulation. That's it.

    Except Keith has yet to feel embarrassed.

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    10 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love THIS

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