Notfunctioningshipper
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The Garden of the Lost by Notfunctioningshipper
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jan 2020
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Aziraphale and Crowley wake up on a deserted Island filled with familiarities, where their relationship will be tested. They'll have to address their feelings if they ever want to return to their normal lives. If they remember.
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The Truth Unravels by Notfunctioningshipper
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jul 2019
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Crowley is forced to open up about the past. He had it coming.
Series
- Part 2 of Satan! Crowley or The Hidden Truth
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the artist has run out of paint (but that's okay) by Notfunctioningshipper
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jul 2019
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Quick tumblr prompt: Crowley loves to go in snakeform when he's touched starved
The beginning of the title is from the song "The Water" by Johnny Flynn and Laura Marling.
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learning is a process (and so very human) by Notfunctioningshipper
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jul 2019
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They have nightmares. But they've got each other.
Teen and up rating bc of nightmares I guess?
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A Growing Reverence by Notfunctioningshipper
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Jul 2019
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In which Aziraphale first finds out about Crowley's plants and has a moment™.
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Satan! Crowley or The Hidden Truth by Notfunctioningshipper
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jul 2019
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Crowley is the actual devil and explains how that happened without anyone ever figuring it out.
A mix of humour and angst?
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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- English
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- 16/16
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- 65
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Bookmarked by Notfunctioningshipper
08 May 2026
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She can’t fucking sleep like this.
She can’t breathe like this.
There’s another person in her skin and muscles, shoved between the sinew and pushing, pulsing, for a release.---
Or; Rader's Machine does more than it should.Series
Bookmarked by Notfunctioningshipper
22 May 2025
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Oh my god this is incredible
It's giving Steven universe gem Fusion but more body horror? -
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It's not like things go back to normal immediately.
Zoe turns to Mio as they're walking away from Rader Publishing and says she'd gotten a hotel a few blocks away for the duration of the program. She asks if Mio wants to come with her.
Mio says yes.
(or: mio learns falling in love is pretty easy, given the circumstances.)
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Pray For Us, Icarus by Atalan
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Sep 2019
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For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...
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- 5,285
Bookmarked by Notfunctioningshipper
29 Sep 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Finally read it after all this time and it was so lovely I feel like weeping
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Fear clambers into his mouth and tastes bitter on his tongue. “Who are you?” It takes him a moment to register the sound of his own voice.
She stares at him. Blinks. “Lance, please, this isn’t time for one of your jokes--”
He furrows his eyebrows and struggles to sit up, to stop leaning into the cradle of her arms. “I’m not--I’m not...joking.”
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After sacrificing himself to save Allura, Lance wakes up in a strange new world where the only thing he knows is a deep connection to a boy he doesn't remember.