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There is nothing but gloom. Dazai can't see any brightness in the dark.
Things go on.
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Vanilla Cake (With a Side of Love) by Meowful_lol
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Jun 2026
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Dazai’s smile immediately turned into a grin as he saw his favourite customer; short stature, too bright fiery hair, and blue eyes that even the ocean is jealous of: Chuuya Nakahara.
“You know my usual.” Chuuya didn’t even give him a glance. Ugh, rude.
“Well, if it isn’t my favourite chihuahua!” Dazai exclaimed while taking the sliced vanilla cake out of the display case, packing it up into a box.
“Oi! I’m not in the mood for your bullshit today!”
“When are you ever?”
“…Touché.” The redhead scoffed.
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The Dazai baker and Chuuya idol AU no one asked for.
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"If you're going to swipe right just to make short jokes, don't bother. Looking for someone genuine who can handle a drink and good food. No drama. I ride, so you must be okay with motorcycles."
Reclusive data analyst Dazai Osamu has maintained a strict policy of zero unnecessary human interaction. His apartment is dark, his monitors are bright, and his life is perfectly, blessedly stagnant.
His traditional, overbearing family disagrees. After dodging arranged marriage meetings for the better part of a decade, Dazai is handed an ultimatum: either attend the endless string of agonizing omiai his aunt has set up, or prove he is actively looking for a partner on his own.
Dazai chooses a dating app. The goal is simple: tank his algorithm, swipe left on the boring masses, and prove to his family that romance is a dead end.
Then he comes across a profile belonging to a French sommelier based in Bordeaux, with a fiery glare, an aggressive bio, and a zero-tolerance policy for short jokes. Swiping right is supposed to be a joke. The blasphemous message Dazai sends is supposed to guarantee an unmatch.
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12 Jul 2026
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Last read chapter 4
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Dazai hasn't left his apartment for years. He's forced to use a dating app to escape a boring life of a boringly "perfect" woman and being the son of the Tsushima family... He meets Chuuya who he just intends to annoy and ends up...
Dazai's aunt is ruthless. Dazai is a tech hacker. Chuuya deals in wine.
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[Comic] Scotch Tape and Cellophane by baspingo for DreamlyWritesShit
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Jul 2026
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gift art for the skk mixtape 2026 event!
little sequential illustrations based on the song chosen by my recipient :)Bookmarked by Not_Hatphobic
10 Jul 2026
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First saw on Tumblr but this short comic is good!!!
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Nights Spent Loving You (Soukoku) by Not_theVoid__Not_theStars for Pink_Headph0nes
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Jun 2026
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Chuuya has always hated Osamu Dazai- Why wouldn’t he? He was the most annoying, ridiculous, irritatingly charming suicidal manic. He was the worse partner in the history of Port Mafia- Always dragging Chuuya into idiotic shenanigans and being stupid and dumb and THE WORST. So why did Chuuya begin to suspect that he didn’t just hate him… Or that maybe he didn’t hate him at all? Every night they spent together, dancing at bars or listening to music on the rooftop made him more and more sure that it had always been something more.
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Osamu Dazai was in love- He had been in love with Chuuya Nakahara ever since the night of Oda Sakunosuke’s death. That night, Chuuya held him while he cried. That night, they both stopped pretending to be the cocky, ruthless mafioso and the charismatic, cunning partner. That night, Dazai fell in love- And he’s been trying to tell Chuuya ever since. Every night he spent wide awake was a night spend, silently loving the man that supposedly hated him.
TW- Suicide mentions, graphic violence descriptions, blood, internalized homophobia, implied self harm (?), drinking, war/mafia, death, and dark humor.
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10 Jul 2026
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Last read chapter 10
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Alt Universe where Dazai didn't leave the PM. Dazai loves Chuuya and Chuuya has difficulties coming to realise that he's gay.
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i know it's for the better (who am i to ask for more) by tangerinestxrs
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
09 Jul 2026
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Dazai is slowly settling into his new life working at the ADA, a small, yet vibrant coffeeshop tucked in the streets of Yokohama. He's leaving his past behind, really, and he's even taken a scrawny, part-time barista under his wing, finding a strange comfort in the business of everyday life. Yet, how come just when things are going right, the establishment of a new coffeeshop right next door begins to steal all their customers?
And why does the barista of said coffeeshop strangely resemble the very person he ran away from, all those years ago?
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Or, Dazai gets confronted with the consequences of his actions, has an identity crisis, and has to figure out how to make amends with his history that is physically and metaphorically, catching up to him.Including too many fake identities for coffee orders, a constantly confused Atsushi, tired-of-all-the-shenanigans Chuuya, Fukuzawa hiring strays, and a little more angst than I expected for a coffeeshop AU.
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09 Jul 2026
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Last read chapter 3
The coffee shop AU where Chuuya and Dazai met in university, were really really really really close... and Dazai the cut all contact (originally to c s ). Now they work for two competing coffee shops and Dazai always talks to Chuuya in disguise because he's a coward. A pining coward.
And Chuuya misses him too but hates it.
And Atsushi works at ADA café too and is so nervous in PM café at first. Poor Atsushi having to put up with Dazai.