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Into the Deja-Vu-niverse by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jun 2026
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A Behind the Scenes Look into Deja Vu, Montbonne, and the Author’s Brain (fuckin’ yikes, y’all)
– Roll Call for the Side/Supporting Characters
– Deep Dive into the Hollanov D/s Dynamic
– The How, the Why, and the What the Fuck of Writing Certain Scenes
– Answers to Frequently Asked Questions about the Main Characters and/or Main Plot Points
–Whatever Else Needs Yapped About
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Déjà vu by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Jun 2026
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2014: Ilya Rozanov shocks the world and breaks Shane Hollander’s heart by disappearing without explanation, and without a goodbye kiss.
2024: A devastating injury forces Shane to retire early, so he moves to a small town to coach girls hockey and figure out what the hell to do with the rest of his life.
When recently divorced Ilya Rozanov walks into the rink with his twin girls, Shane has to decide if he’s brave enough to risk a second chance on a broken heart, and a rekindled romance with the first and only boy he ever loved.
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“So.” Ilya cleared his throat. “Should we tell the girls their Papa and their coach used to date?”
“We didn’t date. We hooked up a few times, then you disappeared.” Shane looked away to hide his heartbreak as he lied, “It doesn’t even matter. It’s not like I loved you or anything.”
“No, of course not.” Ilya tried to smile through a lie of his own, “I didn’t love you either.”
Series
- Part 6 of Heated Rivalry
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Chase by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Apr 2026
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“Omega.” Ilya was on him in an instant, sprinting across the huge suite and pinning Shane to the door with his entire body weight, sharp fangs snapping closed an inch from the Omega’s jugular. “Yield.”
Shane took a deep breath of the Alpha’s smoky, searing scent and whispered, “Fucking make me.”
“Wh-what?”
“You either call me your Omega and chase me until I yield to you as mate.” Shane said slowly, firmly. “Or you stay away from me forever, cos I am done with this shit.”
“Hollander..?”
“You want me?” The Omega goaded, "You better come and get me.” then hooked his foot behind Ilya’s ankle, shifted his weight back and knocked Ilya right on his ass before bolting out the door.
Ilya scrambled to his feet as fast as he could, fangs bared and eyes gone scarlet as he growled, "Okay Omega. You want to run?"
“...I will chase you.”
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- Part 8 of Heated Rivalry
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Vibrate by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Feb 2026
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One day, Shane will learn not to take the “you are scared.” bait from Ilya.
Today is not that day.
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From Jane: I’m just saying it doesn’t sound real. Sounds like exaggerated porn stuff.
From Lily: You don’t think I could make you cum with remote control vibrator in your ass.
From Jane: Wearing one of those in public wouldn’t be a turn on, it would be too stressful. Can’t relax enough to get off if you’re worried about someone noticing or figuring it out or whatever.
From Lily: Only one way to find out.
From Jane: What, you’re gonna buy one of those things and have me wear it in public and try to make me cum?
From Lily: Is okay. You are scared to try.
From Jane: I’m not scared!
From Lily: Prove it.
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- Part 7 of Heated Rivalry
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Solace by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 Feb 2026
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Ottawa, 2010.
Canada wins the championship, and Shane slips away from the overwhelming celebration for some peace and quiet.
Russia loses, and Ilya runs from his father’s furious disappointment to have a panic attack in the stairwell.
Neither boy is really looking for company, but for a tentative few hours in the middle of the night, they find solace, acceptance and a first kiss, first time prelude to something heated and risky in each other’s arms.
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Ilya leaned in with lips pursed and Shane jerked away, “Whoa! What the hell are you doing?”
“You do not want kiss?” Ilya frowned. “You stare at my mouth all night, same as after draft. I thought you wanted kiss.”
“No.” Shane’s eyes were wide. “That’s insane.”
“Okay.” Ilya stood up, hiding how bad the rejection hurt. “I misunderstand. Sorry. Do not worry, I will not say anything about–”
“Wait.” Shane’s grabbed Rozanov’s arm at the last second, gathering all his courage, “Y-yes.”
“Yes.” Ilya repeated. “What is yes?”
“I mean yes.” Shane pulled him back in slowly, carefully, his heart racing. “Kiss me?”
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- Part 5 of Heated Rivalry
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Heated Rivalry by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Jun 2026
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Short Stories! by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Deadpool (2016), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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Quick Fics and Tumblr Prompt Fills!
- Words:
- 624,288
- Works:
- 97
- Bookmarks:
- 476
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Christmas Fics! by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Dec 2024
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A Collection of Holiday Fluff featuring ridiculous tropes, the best holly jolly cliches, and our favorite characters falling in love over and over again!
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- 26
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- 66
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Magic and Magnolias Verse by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Mar 2021
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Deep in the forest along a winding highway, a traveler might find an eccentric little store called “Magic and Magnolias” that offers vintage jewelry, curious knick knacks, and beeswax candles to the tourists driving through-- and another service altogether to the magical community that lives in the picturesque town.
Nat and Pepper aren't just shop owners, they are ancient witches with nothing else to do with their lifetime than meddle in matchmaking?
Witches and familiars go together like PB&J, like hot cocoa and marsh mellows, like Sundays and sweet tea. But a mismatched pair is just trouble, and that’s when Natasha and Pepper step in to weave magic and mischief, making matches out of unlikely pairs and sitting back to watch the shenanigans unfold.
There’s a cursed familiar and a witch who lost his magic, a brash Lion and a tiny blond afraid of his own powers, a grieving wind!witch and the familiar who finds him in the storm, a dangerous dragon and the new witch who tames his rage.
Follow the highway through the forest and step through the doors of 'Magic and Magnolias' to meet them all... and maybe fall in love a little bit too.
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Cover for Bare by gravollet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 Apr 2026
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- Part 76 of heated rivalry covers ❀
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Book Cover for Bare by wipwip
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Apr 2026
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Cover inspired by Bare, specifically Shane and Ilya's scent markers. Tried to visualize their scents like "oozing" through the suppression patches.
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- Part 7 of Book Covers <3
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Book Cover for Déjà vu by wipwip
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 Apr 2026
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Can someone help organize these sprinkles that spilled??? Preferably in a comprehensive but still sexy sprinkle cupboard.
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- Part 8 of Book Covers <3
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Character Sketches for Déjà vu by sputnikcava
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
14 Apr 2026
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Bookmarked by NotEvenCloseToStraight
14 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Fucking Insane Beautiful TwinVerse Art
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FANART inspired by Lassos and Lilies by myrkky for NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
20 Nov 2021
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fanart inspired by the Stuckony fic "Lassos and Lilies" by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Bookmarked by NotEvenCloseToStraight
20 Nov 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
AMAZING ART for LAL
Made me scream just a little but