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No one tried to read my eyes, no one but you by NotAPissTarget
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
16 Jul 2026
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Theo catches his breath, the last particle of invisibility rising into the air before disintegrating, leaving him fully visible again. He crouches behind the tree, hoping to get unnoticed by the other.
A quiet sob forces itself from Parrot’s mouth, hands shaking where they rest in his lap.
“As I watched Flame and Wemmbu being so lively with each other, I couldn’t help but imagine how-” sob “–what could’ve been–” sob “What could’ve been if there was no Director, if- if i had the guts to say i love you too..”
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Theo follows Parrot to the place of Wifies' eternal rest, and learns about things he wished he didn't.Series
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How long can we play this game? (Im tired of not loving you) by NotAPissTarget
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
22 Jun 2026
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“I was so tired after the fight, it lasted for genuine hours, and Flame was just there. I decided to trust him for that one night because- I- I am tired of our rivalry Minute. Im so fucking tired” Wemmbu whispered, tears threatening to spill out if he talked too loudly.“Wemmbu. Now, I’m not an expert on hybrids, but Flame is a feline, correct?” Minute asked and the other nodded, eyes cast down on his still trembling hands. “Okay, that means his pheromones are way stronger than mine or yours, but the only difference between me and you is, that you can smell them”
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Flame invites Wemmbu to stay at his base for a night, and unknowingly makes him attached to his pheromones.(set in the timeline after 2mc pros vs 1000 players video. ALT ENDING!)
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Golden eyed boy, save me from the fall by NotAPissTarget
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
30 Mar 2026
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Their eyes meet. Maybe for the first time. Derek doesn't remember.
But Avery does.
He catches D3rlord3’s gaze. In the library he couldn't actually see the other's eyes – shielded by his golden helmet.
But now. He can.
Avery’s breath catches in his throat. Heart flutters. A butterfly trashes around in his stomach.Or
A <1000 words dual oneshot because i am obsessed with these two. Second part very soon. -
You're just thinkin' it's a small thing that happened by NotAPissTarget
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
21 Jul 2025
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Once again, Wrld takes off his mask and Boffy cant think about anything else. Looking at him through half hooded eyes, hands gripping the mattress like a vice, Wrld finally acknowledges him.
"Be honest now, whats wrong? You are- acting strange" Wrld asks, eyes squinted as he polishes his glasses.
Boffy averts his gaze and lays down, turning his back towards the other. Hoping he would get it, he shuts his eyes tightly.
**okay I- the author, was EXTREMELLY sad, theres only a few woffy fanfics. Wth!?? so, Im also adding my creaton! enjoyyyyyyyy**
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I can see it in your eyes, that you despise the same old lies you heard the night before by NotAPissTarget
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
07 Jul 2025
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The first thing that James noticed, was the strange but comforting weight on his chest. Now, normally it would have been Otto- the cat asking for attention.
But this someone, was softly speaking. Words unregistrable, distant, yet there and comforting. Nevertheless, his eyes fluttered open, and he squinted at the sharp sunlight beaming in through the window. He would bet his cat onto the fact he closed the blinds.
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too much shit is happening, just read it pls
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Blue light, dark room, the white of your teeth (uu collection) by NotAPissTarget
Fandom Unstable Universe (Web Series)
16 Jul 2026
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All of my uu works!! ♡
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Our Love is in Our dream（Yet I can turn it into reality） by Rs_loves_math
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
13 Jul 2026
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Flame and Wemmbu had only ever worked together twice in their entire lives.
The first time was the famous 1v1001 incident. Back then, the invisibility score between him and Wemmbu was still unsettled, and they were fighting each other to the death, when suddenly Law's people showed up and decided to chase them around like dogs for two days.
Okay, Flame still remembered the miserable and awkward experience of sharing strength potions with that guy.
The second time was now.
Here's how it happened: Wemmbu's close friend Egg had been captured. And Flame happened to need to ask Egg a question too—okay, technically he could have gone looking for answers on his own, but considering Wemmbu had already blown up half his base, Flame figured that instead of letting Wemmbu stay behind to "accidentally" destroy more things, he might as well take him along.
Or：Flame and Wemmbu went together to save Egg. They slept together overnight, and Wemmbu had a terrible dream. Flame comforted him, and things happened.
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- Part 1 of Flamebu fics！
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14 Jul 2026
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@bloodnguts
Uh hey, did anyone else just see the Clownpierce randomly start chasing a fan with his scythe?- @lotusbread
Saw it too! That poor guy wtf! Run purple eyed guy run!- @ClownPierce
HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DONE.
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- Part 4 of Thrills LifeSteal Fics
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14 Jul 2026
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Honey, I'm Home! by VinestaffsLeftKidney (junorian)
Fandoms: Something is Knocking at Your Door - ThatMob (Web Series)
08 Jul 2026
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“You should’ve listened to me. I was keeping you safe,” Verity stated, so very matter-of-factly. Mob concedes, he was curious and didn’t keep Verity’s warning in high regard, but it was also an equal part accident, he swears! Verity’s face was mere inches away. Mob can feel the warmth of his breath. Is this how he was going to die? Oh my God is Verity going to eat him? Does he even respawn if he’s eaten?
Wait. He’s looking to the side. Why? Oh, please no. Verity’s attention was drifting downwards. Mob squeezed his legs together to try to hide the evidence.
Down, boy.
At least let him die with some dignity. Please, please, please, don’t notice…
Verity's grin deepened, the serrated edges of his mouth crinkling. Fuck. "You freak, you really do get off to this. I thought I was mistaken. Why, I would’ve saved a lot of effort convincing you to listen to me," he chuckled, tapping a sharpened claw against the hem of his pants.
The time Verity breaks into Mob's outlook ends a little differently than expected.
(AKA: Mob gets off on being scared. Verity notices. They freak it.)
Originally a one-shot, has been extended.
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01 Jul 2026
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When the prince was born, the stars foretold two fates; one of glory, and another of great love. The kingdom rejoiced, and he was revered as a national treasure - a saint, a ruler, a hero. First born of the King and Queen of the Farland Empire, Prince Wemmbu was expected to take over the empire the day he came into the world.
Flame was born silent. Dead. He was born a mere fraction of the man he’d become in his later years, because Flame was born in a burning house. He didn’t cry, even as everything around him collapsed and burst into hot fire. Perhaps that was why Flame had almost lost his life the day he gained it.
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An Imperial Fire Royalty AU, where Wemmbu is a mortal prince, and Flame is his immortal knight
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- Part 4 of Leafy's UU Fics
- Part 1 of Our Last Sunset (UU Royalty AU)
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The last thing Clown expected to happen during the fight was for his mask to break. He won, but at the cost of losing his most valuable and necessary part of his armor, leaving his face completely exposed and vulnerable. Unable to make it home by himself, he realizes he has to ask someone for help, and therefore reveal his face to someone before he was ready for it. There was only one person he trusted enough to see him like this, and even then, he wasn't necessarily ready for it.
Luckily, Branzy manages to surprise him, and suddenly this situation is going a whole lot differently than Clown initially thought it would. Maybe Clown was more willing to be open with Branzy than he initially thought he was.
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OR: Clown face reveal fic, featuring a lot of emotionsSeries
- Part 4 of Hunt's Clownzy Collection
Bookmarked by NotAPissTarget
03 Jun 2026
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Im so sick i want to puke. These gays are wayy too happy for my liking >:(
[Best clownzy fanfic this week]