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    "You passed your interview!"

    "How quaint." Alastor clicked his tongue. "I believe there were other steps you missed."

    The devil waved a hand. "What questions would I bother with? Availability? Past experience? Should I give you a written test for why you want this position?"

    Alastor leveled him a flat stare.

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    Alastor made a reckless decision to summon a demon from his mother’s old book of suspicious rituals as a means to get power and vengeance. He didn't know he would summon the King of Hell himself. After dying, falling to Hell, and catching Lucifer's eye, Alastor finds himself spending his afterlife essentially being a secretary to the King of Hell and occasionally nannying a naive Princess of Hell. Alastor is trying to fulfill his contract, but for some unholy reason, her father keeps trying to figure Alastor out

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    28 Jun 2026

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    The wound on Alastor’s chest becomes badly infected and he’s unable to manage the pain even with drugs and alcohol. It gets to the point of him passing out in one of the hotel’s public spaces, unable to recover before he’s discovered by Charlie. Charlie drags Lucifer to Alastor’s side and tearfully begs Lucifer to save him. She’s having flashbacks to Pentious’s death and is terrified Lucifer might refuse out of spite towards Alastor and she just can’t lose another friend, she can’t!

    Lucifer was never going to refuse, but the desperation and fear in his little girl’s voice breaks his heart all the same. Sure, he has his problems with the guy, but he wasn’t going to just leave Alastor for double dead. Who would he argue with over his morning coffee then? He overcompensates, just a tad, using his magic to not only mend the flesh but purge all foreign elements from the Sinner’s body…

    Leaving behind a stranger with Alastor’s face and voice, but none of his demonic traits or abilities. Or memories.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    After Lucifer loses his memories, Alastor sees an opportunity to strike a deal with the angel - but complications arise as the two inexplicably find themselves growing closer.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Being a Fallen Angel, Lucifer can sense angelic powers. Following the week after Extermination Day, it made sense for him to sense that power with the death exorcists’ blood lingering the ground. It should pass, and it did.

    Except that sensation feels stronger each time he is near Alastor. Knowing Charlie will be crushed if Alastor perished, Lucifer reluctantly decides to heal him with the offer of a deal.

    He should have been mindful with his choice of words.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    In the days before humans, angels possessed a unique ability to tether themselves to the essence of the universe around them, and to each other. It brought them strength and harmony, and helped hold together creation itself.

    Today, no one has ever heard of a 'soul bond', and Lucifer is totally fine with that. Too old to even be a myth, the very concept is relegated to the dusty shelves at the back of the oldest Seraphims' minds.

    Until Charlie comes along and asks Lucifer to heal Alastor, that is.

    (AKA The 'accidentally married/bonded' fic no one asked for but we all sorely need).

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    12 Jun 2026