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    In the middle of a fight, a building collapses on top of Dick and Jason. They're trapped, Dick might be injured, and Jason definitely is. All they can do is wait to be rescued, but there's just one problem. Jason's the one holding the rubble up, and his strength isn't going to last for long.

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    26 Jul 2022

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    Or: The three-button rule. Clark Kent becomes acquainted with Bruce Wayne, and his excellent taste in suits.

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    05 May 2022

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    Link has to face the enormity of his task to subdue the Divine Beasts, and his anxieties surrounding his previous failure, all the while having to deal with a massive crush on a certain shark prince. Sidon's own feelings for Link, he finds, are not quite as platonic as he previously believed. Meanwhile, the lizalfos are encroaching on Zora's Domain, but for what nefarious purpose?

     

    Basically, the elf-dork and the shark-dork have lots of emotional pining issues while lizalfos politics run interference. This fic has heavy plot at times, but also the lizalfos speak in iambic pentameter, for funsies. There are also awful puns.

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    30 Jun 2018

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    Five years after the defeat of Calamity Ganon, Hyrule is flourishing. The kingdoms are in harmony and work seamlessly together to ensure any potential threats will never rise again. Peace at last blankets the land.

    But at the yearly celebratory banquet, Sidon can't help but notice Link isn't flourishing as everyone else is, and he knows that if someone doesn't do something about it, the Hero of Hyrule might not last. Yet despite Link's stubborn attitude and self-destructive tendencies, Sidon believes he can give Link what he needs to truly live again.

    So long as Sidon keeps the beast lurking within himself under control.

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    07 Mar 2018

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    Prince Sidon sucked in a breath; of all the trials he had ever faced, this was by far the hardest for him. "It all started...it started with grief, and then a little girl."

    "Your little girl?"

    The prince bit his lip. It was hard enough admitting that he had fallen in love, but as unsuitable he was... "Yes. My little girl. And he helped me care for her and then...oh, Goddess above I looked away for a moment and then he stole my heart but I don't even want it back."

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    10 Feb 2018