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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are best friends.
Absolutely, totally, just best friends.
They remind themselves (and everyone else) of this fact daily.So being magically handcuffed together for thirty days?
No problem. They’re curse-breaking professionals. They’ve got this.…Right?
Featuring:
* Chaotic bestie Theodore Nott, agent of anarchy
* Weekly friendship rules (because boundaries are important)
* Hermione’s extremely secret hookup
* Yelling is Hermione and Lucius’ love language
* Draco’s unfortunate discovery of Muggle porn
* A wildly unstable bride-to-be with a magazine deal and a tiara the size of Neptune
* Nothing says best friends like mutual masturbation, as long as there isn't direct eye-contact.
* And we ponder the eternal question: do all magical massages have a happy ending?- Language:
- English
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- 20/20
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23 Jul 2026
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Right Where You Left Me by Separatist_Apologist
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
29 Jan 2023
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If our loved died young, I can't bear witness
Six years after leaving his hometown for good, Lucien Vanserra returns to bury his father. Upon arrival, he realizes he left more behind than just bad memories.
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- English
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- 14/14
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17 Jul 2026
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Never, Under Any Circumstances by malfoyesque, Noxternal
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Dec 2025
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Hermione forgets to buy a present for the Secret Santa exchange.
So, she offers her giftee the one thing he's always wanted.
Because giving Draco Malfoy a free pass to kiss her, even once couldn't possibly go wrong.
Could it?-------------------------------------------------------
“Don’t worry, I’ll kiss you eventually.” His fingertips trailed up her forearm, gaze dropping to watch their path. Then, they flicked back to hers. “But before that happens…”
His lips curled into a smirk once more.
“I’m going to make sure that you’re just as desperate for it as I am.”- Language:
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- 1/1
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12 Jul 2026
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“Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.
Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”
That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.
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In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly
antagonizescharms Hermione Granger as she attempts to help him.- Language:
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- 13/13
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01 May 2026
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Hermione Granger has been asked to mind the Hogsmeade Post Office/Owlery whilst Luna is on an expedition. Whilst the comforts of small town living appeal to her, she is forced to witness first hand the horrors of retail. Her only companionship is Luna’s pet eagle owl, Silver, who happens to be a fantastic listener, even if his favourite pastime is terrifying teens.
It all starts to go horribly wrong when Valentine's day becomes a nightmare and she realises that Silver can talk.
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- English
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- 4/4
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24 Apr 2026