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Charls and Paschal and Something Which Cannot be Taught by Midlifecrisis
Fandoms: Captive Prince - C. S. Pacat
10 Jun 2026
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Charls, the famous Veretian cloth merchant, has been through a lot in the past few months. He travelled with not one, but two kings, learned a bit about the dark underbelly of society, and has been left a lot less naive than he was before.
Paschal the physician is in a strange place. He brother has been avenged and he was able to at last tell the truth and help his king. But none if it was without great cost.This is the story of what happens next.
“There is a thing called knowledge of the world, which people do not have until they are middle-aged. It is something which cannot be taught to younger people, because it is not logical and does not obey laws that are constant. It has no rules.”
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Song of the Stars by Midlifecrisis
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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Hail Mary and Blip A meet. That's it. Sentient Spaceships I guess.
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A moment in Cora's life, post canon.
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Entanglements: Vines by Midlifecrisis for Swordsandspindles
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Mar 2026
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A beautiful piece of lineart I commissioned for the equally beautiful fic, Entanglements by Swordsandspindles.
The artist is @celinedesigns on Tumblr. @celinedesigns
Please give them both your support.
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Do you know each other? by Midlifecrisis
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Mar 2026
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Inspired by a Tumblr post.
Maybe David Hollander and Coach Wiebe have already met?
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Bookmarked by Midlifecrisis
22 Apr 2021
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Pansy Parkinson, Hogwarts' Charms Professor, is plagued by strange dreams about the Divination Professor. Lost between past and present, reality and dreams, Pansy tries to figure out if and why her old schoolmate and current coworker Lavender Brown is doing this to her; and why she doesn't want it to stop. Written for HP WLW BB 2021
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Bookmarked by Midlifecrisis
22 Aug 2021
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Chasing Dragons by The_Sinking_Ship for Ladderofyears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.
But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.
Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.
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Bookmarked by Midlifecrisis
22 Aug 2021
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[podfic] Dream by the Fire by GallifreyisBurning by acGranger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Apr 2021
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When Draco Malfoy resurfaces in England after eight years abroad—tattooed, pierced, and wanting to take over a corner of Harry's coffee shop to work on a writing project—Harry can't help but be intrigued. Where has he been? What is he working on? Why here? And why does he have to look so stupidly hot with all those tattoos?Bookmarked by Midlifecrisis
10 Jul 2021
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Beating Out Of Time by Moss_Man_Writes (Bumping_Bees) for lydialovesdreaming
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jan 2021
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Something is wrong with Draco's heart. Harry is his healer, but no amount of magic is enough to cure him. Maybe there is something darker at play here. Will Harry be able to figure it out? Will he finally leave his abusive relationship? Will he be able to save the man he's falling in love with?
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Bookmarked by Midlifecrisis
13 Feb 2021