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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
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Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
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24 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger’s Self-Defense Class for Self-Reliant Witches by parrafo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Feb 2025
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Hermione gains an unwanted assistant for her self-defense class and gets more than she bargained for. Come for the bickering and banter, stay for Draco's forearms and Hermione's library obsession.
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“Look, Potter,” Draco said, “I either get the month off work, or I have to quit. My family responsibilities come first.”
With a sigh that turned into an exasperated groan, Head Auror Harry tapped his quill thoughtfully. Then his green eyes narrowed with a sly look.
“I’ll approve it, Malfoy,” he said, “on one condition.”
“I’m not sure you’re in a position to—”
“Until May, you’ll be aiding Senior Undersecretary Granger with her self-defense classes.”
Draco and Hermione gasped in horror simultaneously.
Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
26 May 2025
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“Malfoy—wait—before this goes further,” she said, wiggling as he traced a finger down a ticklish spot on her thigh.
He froze and sat back.
“You should know that I’m not looking for anything serious, and—and my rule is no staying over.” She bit her lip and, from the rather vulnerable spot beneath him on her bed, semi-dressed, she waited for his verdict.
“You have a rule?” he asked with a sexy half-smile that turned into a predatory smirk. He lowered his lips to her neck.
“Everyone’s got rules. I’m just upfront with mine.”
That earned her a surprised huff of laughter from him, warm against her skin.
“I’ll be gone before you fall asleep,” he promised in a murmur.
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In which Hermione reconnects with Malfoy. She is intensely attracted to him, but can she abide by her own rules and overcome an ethical dilemma?
Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
26 May 2025
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Tom Marvolo Riddle always gets what he wants.
He observes, he plots, he strikes.
And when destiny leads him to a mysterious woman surrounded by a cornucopia of treasures, he realizes that even setbacks tend to work in his favour.
Yes, nothing could ever go over his head or catch him by surprise.
Nothing at all.
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
25 May 2025
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She wore that Granger expression, the one that said she was going to bully someone into something. Draco had a bad feeling it was about to be him. “I’ll marry you,” Hermione said.
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“I’m not doing it for free. I marry you, then after a year we divorce and you agree to fund S.P.E.A.M.B. In perpetuity.”
“Out of the question.”
“It’s just one year. We would both get what we want.”
“Contracted marriages require consummation,” he said, adding a leer for good measure.
Granger had gotten more attractive since their Hogwarts days, he would give her that much. Her jumper was atrocious, though. He had half a mind to burn it.
To his everlasting shock, she merely shrugged. “It’s just sex. I’ve had it before and I presume you have too.”
She was utterly serious. Draco stared at her and contemplated being married to her. She was irritating and he might make her promise to never wear that jumper again, but it was better than the alternative.
Draco would do just about anything to avoid being poor.
“You’re serious?”
“Completely.”
“Then congratulations, Granger. You've got yourself a husband.”
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Bookmarked by hereforthefic (Megphy)
24 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
for the best by HawthorneWhisperer
Truly a new favorite marriage of convenience dramione. Lovely characterizations of both leads, true to canon but also who they could be years later. The yearning just about killed me!!! Can’t wait to come back to this fic again and again