Meepius147
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Tommyinnit is hiding half-starved in the cave networks of Hermitcraft. The Hermits, torn between kindness and caution, slowly befriend the weird kid living underfoot in the only way they know how: Shenanigans, stupidity, and shenagigans. Yes I put that down twice on purpose.
(or: The story of how Tommy learned to cook, made a forever friend, and slowly came in from the cold.)
Title from No Land Beyond by Dirt Poor Robins.
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In which Tommy finds his way onto the hermitcraft server, every hermit is at least a little bit Bugs Bunny coded, and zero boats are placed in water.
... They're still used, though. Like, a LOT.
(or: The Hermit!Tommy fic you already got from Aard_rinn, but don't worry it's totally different I promise I'm going somewhere unique with this it's not MY fault our first chapters are really really similar--)
EDIT: This fic is no longer updating, and is being rewritten (if you can call it that) under the name 'More Than Our Appetites Demand'. Check the 'works inspired by this one' by the end notes for a link.
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An outline of a stupid crack piece in which canon is a dartboard– and baby, i can’t fucking play darts. Also in which the author fears neither god nor mortal man, Dick isn’t sure if Damian knows how babies happen, and two dumbasses convinced they know how adoption works make some very spiffy powerpoints.
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I've gotten good at living (on someone else's page) by Meepius147
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Nov 2023
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The best lies are spun from truth, and Annabelle is a very good liar. So even through the fear— of the spider’s legs undulating in a pantomime of weaving, of strings that he cannot see, of lies and manipulation and Annabelle herself— The Archivist can recognize that one, underlying truth:
Somebody else is always in control.
Or: You're going to want to read this story twice.
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A poem about self-improvement, in a sense. (that sense is ironic.)
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Break your body into lumber. Hide inside the gears,
Dissociate and suffer.
Be good. Be better–
Objective, unflinching, calculated killing
Machine, stomp stomp– wire and wheels that feel nothing.Series
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the future will take care of itself by adjourn
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
11 Jun 2020
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In which Arthur becomes a famous artist entirely by accident, and everything turns out alright.
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“Sorry,” Martin says, very calmly. He's calm. He's calm! He's calm as hell. “Jon. Jon Sims. My boyfriend. Your assistant. Is here. Being tortured eternally by an evil giant spider. With—“
“Doors.”
“With doors.”
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Sasha and Martin's terrible apocalypse roadtrip encounters a familiar face.
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16 Dec 2022
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Man. when the. when the choices. when the THEMES
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An Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky by Domoz
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Oct 2025
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Airplane is pretty sure he had reasons why cultivators weren't just flying everywhere on their swords all the time. Like, why didn't the eagles just fly the hobbits to Mordor? Cause flying is hard, asshole!
...He's pretty good at it, though.
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Once upon a time, before he was heralded as a hero of Baldur's Gate, before he was even the Blade of Frontiers, Wyll Ravengard was only a young man tossed around by fate. Banished from the only world he ever knew, scared, shivering, and lost, Wyll barely survived his first years out in the wilderness. He tries not to think back to those days.
But those days, it seems, are not ready to let him go.
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delicious character voices
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Echoing from down the hall, there is the rumble of ominous chanting again. Astarion thought, when the sound first assailed his ears an hour before dawn this morning, that it was the sound of some horribly tacky wizard attempting to summon a monster from the great beyond. It turned out instead to be Ulder Ravengard, Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, attempting to sing.
Festively.
During a holiday visit to Baldur's Gate, Wyll and Astarion wake up to discover Ulder Ravengard has been struck with some kind of Festive Madness. Somehow, this is now Astarion's problem.