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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Originally posted on Twitter here.]

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “Uh. Hi?”

    Bood chanced a glance from his new seat partner towards the front of the plane, where he could see Roz’s curls peeking over the seat back three rows up.

    Shit.

    Fuck.

    He was not equipped for domestic disputes with three hours still left in the air.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    A love story, told through Google reviews.

    (or, Shane leaves a negative review on a restaurant in Saint Petersburg and spends the next decade being haunted by the owner's son.)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Shane is adamant he’s never been high, but Ilya remembers a loopy Shane in a hospital bed.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    02 Jun 2026