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For almost his entire life, Kevin has been forced to act as bait for the monsters his family hunts. They keep him locked up, sick and alone and afraid, with only his lighter for company.
That is, until his family sends him after the vampire, Daniel.
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an AU of the wonderful Spooky!Lads AU by alittlesliceofcucumber on tumblr -
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Kevin had been driving everyone crazy, so it was only fair that the lads got back at him. They find the perfect way to do so within a magical tome: a spell that reveals the biggest regret in the target's life. It's Kevin, after all. Not like he has anything in his past that would cause any real harm.
Right?
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an AU based on the wonderful Spooky!Lads AU by alittlesliceofcucumber on tumblr
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Originally marked as multichap in case I wanted to go back and add more, but I think it's likely to stay as a one shot at this point! (9/22/25) -
Dead Mom (Reprise) by Maxbell9
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
26 Dec 2019
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Beetlejuice reprising Dead Mom after, well, his mom dies via sandworm.
I cut it short bc reprises don't tend to be as long as the original songs, but hopefully it still makes sense.
A warning, I don't know how to write songs, I just tried to make it seem semi decent.
This is also written with like, the idea of Beetlejuice rejoining the Deetz/Maitland family so it is canon divergent, though you could probs think about it in the musical's canon -
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As a horrific plague burns through Dunwall, the Royal Protector, Hank “Corvo” Anderson, returns home only to get a price placed on his head. Framed for the murder of Empress Jessamine Kaldwin and her son, Cole Kaldwin, Hank must work to unravel the lies surrounding her death and rescue Cole...with the aid of the mysterious Outsider and his “gifts”. Taking the role of an assassin for a group of loyalists, he must seek out every single person responsible for the Empress’s death and place Cole on the throne. Whether he seeks revenge or justice, the fate of the empire rests in his hands.
AKA the Dishonored!AU literally no one asked for
**You DO NOT need to know anything about Dishonored to follow this. However, it is one of my favorite games so I totally recommend you look into it :) Comments and constructive criticism encouraged!**
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Smashed Potatoes by StarBringerVoidSinger
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Jun 2026
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Canon timeline is getting thrown out a window and fed to the feral raccoons out back.
For *reasons*, post-defeating AFO, Izuku gets knocked out in a fight with a villain and goes back in time to the dawn of quirks. He gets found by the resistance, and the rest is (literally) history.----Or----
"Hey, uh, Yoichi, have you ever had sex?"
"I—What? No! I was stuck in a freaking vault! When would I have had the chance to go on a date, let alone have sex?"
"Okay... did That Asshole ever mention being into cloning? For that matter, did He ever have sex?"
"Kudou, why are you asking me this? And for the record, no and no. ...That I'm aware of."
"Well... we found some random kid that looks like you. And That Asshole. We ran a DNA test. He's related to both of you. Any long-lost siblings, perchance?" -
The Six Fingered Potato by StarBringerVoidSinger
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Jul 2026
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Canon is once again getting thrown out a window and fed to rabid raccoons, except these raccoons are on steroids because I am ignoring even more canon than I did with Smashed Potatoes.
As for the story, well, let's just say I am a Princess Bride lover and the idea of Izuku time traveling as a Man in Black/Inigo Montoya hybrid to kill the six-fingered asshat was too much of a rampaging plot-bunny to ignore.
Or:
All For One: is a dumbass potato and tries to kill All Might
All Might: trying to kill All For One without dying in the process
Everyone else: watching the grudgematch
MysteriousStrangerwithgasp*SeveralQuirks*: interferes and kills the potato
Sir Nighteye: freaking out because reality is shattering and being put back together like a toddler is trying to do a 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle, and also All Might may not actually be dying anytime soon
Gran Torino: is too old for this shit
Detective Tsukauchi: tries to interrogate the MysteriousStranger and only gets a headache and a desire to go back in time and slap All Might for dragging him into this mess
Vestiges: Freaking Out Big Time Because One For All Is Being Even More Weird Than Normal -
A Saving Grace by LowkeyLoki_1309
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
11 Jul 2026
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After ramming the sub straight into the Light, Simon wakes up on a strange spaceship with no memory of how he got there. The state of the Hail Mary -spacious, clean, bright and comfortable- can only lead to one conclusion: Simon has somehow been picked up by one of the highest-ranking leaders of the C.O.I.
Luckily, Dr. Grace doesn't seem to recognize him, buying Simon enough time to hatch yet another desperate plan for survival before his identity is discovered. In the meantime, Simon tries his best to stay in the man's good graces (no pun intended), but he's hardly known for his charming personality.
Both of them are in for a bumpy ride.
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary (Comic) by BronzePlates
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
26 Jul 2026
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A comic re-posted from my Tumblr
There's no reason Simon would wake up on the Hail Mary and act rationally after dying in a blood ocean.
So, he doesn't
Good luck to Grace and Rocky
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Simon…my name is Simon.”
Ryland smiles, wide and earnest. Simon has never seen the sun but he imagines this is what it feels like under the warmth of its glow.
The blond man reaches a hand forward, and Simon awkwardly takes it in his too-tired grasp.
“Nice to meet you, Simon. I’m Dr. Captain Ryland Grace of the Hail Mary and current microbiology and astrophysics teacher here on Erid. Welcome aboard.”
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Obligate “Simon wakes up on Erid” fic with a small twist.