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Isla MacLean had a solid life.
It consisted of her two dogs, Beag and Mòr, developing world-class video games, and a strictly pragmatic arrangement with Max Verstappen that required only two things: discretion and latex.
Friends with benefits. No drama. Zero complications.
Just the occasional hotel room, a mutual understanding, and the comforting lie that two functioning adults can actually keep anything "casual" forever.
Then, a condom breaks.
Now Isla has a problem that can't be fixed with caffeine, sarcasm, or burying herself in work.
Meanwhile, Max is discovering that "control" is a lovely concept right up until biology laughs in his face.Between the chaos of the paddock, two people who are well trained at dodging emotional honesty, and a future that refuses to stay quiet, their perfectly unlabelled setup starts to feel dangerously... real.
It's only a wee bit pregnant, after all.
What's the worst that could happen?
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Start: March 7, 2026
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When a custody battle needs a miracle, she marries one.
Aileen Whitmore has spent her whole life surviving men like her father-controlling, cruel, and rich enough to get away with it. By twenty-five, she's a brilliant tech founder, a full-time parent to her thirteen-year-old sister Ingrid and very done with the idea of ever needing anyone.
Then their grandfather decides he wants custody.
Her lawyer has one awful, perfect solution:
a two-parent household, stable and respectable in the public eye.
Translation: get married. Fast.Fortunately, Aileen's friend Tessa - PR guru for Red Bull Racing - has the best possible candidate for a marriage of convenience.
Unfortunately... it's Max Verstappen - four-time Formula 1 World Champion, media nightmare, and the last person who wants more PR in his life.
But he despises bullies more... and he's not blind to the fear in Aileen's eyes or the way Ingrid clings to her.The deal is simple:
a love story convincing enough to keep their family together.
No feelings. No mess. Just safety.That plan is perfect.
Right up until the point they get punched in the face by reality.Chapters added every day 🏎️
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- Part 1 of For Her, I Do - Max Verstappen
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When a fake love story won them a family, F1 decides to make content out of it.
Grid Hearts is a Valentine's one shot set in the "For Her, I Do - Max Verstappen" universe:
three couples, one very pink sofa, and a harmless romance quiz that was absolutely not cleared with their PR teams.Max & Aileen, George & Carmen, and Charles & Alexandra are supposed to smile, flirt for the cameras, and sell the idea of happily-ever-after on the grid. Instead, the questions get too specific, the answers get too honest, and one offhand comment about a certain thirteen-year-old and a future surname might just blow their carefully private life a little bit wide open.
Just a cute little thing that I wrote for Valentines.
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- Part 2 of For Her, I Do - Max Verstappen
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The accidental meet-cute of pop star Leila at the F1 Paddock.
Escaping her old life in a baseball cap, Leila joins her friend Victoria at the Red Bull garage. She gets caught completely off guard when she sees Max Verstappen in his race gear and realizes her friend's "fast potato" brother has become unexpectedly attractive.
The crucial moment - Leila's stunned "triple-take" - is captured by cameras. Now, she's trying to hide her new, inconvenient crush on the World Champion while Victoria thoroughly enjoys the chaos.
It's literally the F1-Paddock version of the Sabrina Carpenter song: "When Did You Get Hot?"
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For Her, I Do - Max Verstappen
When a custody battle needs a miracle, she marries one.Aileen Whitmore has spent her whole life surviving men like her father-controlling, cruel, and rich enough to get away with it. By twenty-five, she's a brilliant tech founder, a full-time parent to her thirteen-year-old sister Ingrid, and very done with the idea of ever needing anyone.
Then their grandfather decides he wants custody.
Her lawyer has one awful, perfect solution:
a two-parent household, stable and respectable in the public eye.
Translation: get married. Fast.Fortunately, Aileen's friend Tessa - PR guru for Red Bull Racing - has the best possible candidate for a marriage of convenience.
Unfortunately... it's Max Verstappen - four-time Formula 1 World Champion, media nightmare, and the last person who wants more PR in his life.
But he despises bullies more... and he's not blind to the fear in Aileen's eyes or the way Ingrid clings to her.The deal is simple:
a love story convincing enough to keep their family together.
No feelings. No mess. Just safety.That plan is perfect.
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Here Lies Draco Malfoy's Reputation by thegreatamericanpoet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Mar 2025
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After a decade in Azkaban and house arrest, Draco Malfoy is finally free—but the world has moved on without him. His old friends have new lives, his mother is scheming as always, and the only woman he’s ever loved, Hermione Granger, is now a wildly successful CEO—brilliant, unstoppable, and still far too good for him.
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20 Mar 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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01 Jun 2024
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Hermione’s hand was poised above the door knob. She stood outside the small shop for several minutes before she even approached the wooden door. It was almost closing time. She watched him help a customer through the picture window for some time, hidden in the street’s dark shadows at the junction of Diagon and Knockturn Alleys. Her eyes took in the bold lettering of the store sign, The Poisoned Pen, Books and Potions, Est. 2008. She smiled at the name despite her nerves.
He’d remembered.
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03 Dec 2023
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High Reeve Draco Malfoy is not only Voldemort’s most trusted Death Eater but an undercover agent for the Order, plotting Voldemort’s downfall from the inside out as well.
After a fair trade with the Order, the High Reeve asks for the highest sacrifice – to make the brightest witch of her age Hermione Granger his wife.
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Unity Pairing and Bed Sharing by So_scarlett_maroon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Oct 2023
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**********Now Complete!**********
Now that the war is over Hermione just wants life to go back to normal. She has goals to accomplish after all. She has returned to Hogwarts for her eighth year to sit for her NEWTs and get her life back. But everything is different now. Without Harry and Ron by her side, the men of Hogwarts have apparently decided to take notice of her. Also, new unity initiatives are forcing her to work with the endlessly tiresome Draco Malfoy. But oddly, she finds herself not entirely hating spending time with him. But the strangest change of all comes when she's magically delivered to his bed one night. Now she has to balance taking all NEWT level classes, a full schedule of unity activities and solving the mystery of what’s brought her to her enemy’s bed at the stroke of midnight.
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