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    When Hermione Granger’s private fanfiction about a certain brooding blond Slytherin mysteriously leaks to The Hogwarts Herald, she’s mortified. The whole school is obsessed. Draco Malfoy is amused.

    But the real chaos begins when Hermione discovers her enchanted journal is linked to Draco’s—and he’s been reading her every word. Instead of returning it, he annotates her stories with snarky, flirty, and infuriating comments.

    As their written banter turns into real-life tension, jealousy, and accidental romance, Hermione realizes she might just be falling for her worst critic.

    And Draco? Well, he’s been hers since the first page.

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    Hermione is familiar with fighting: for respect, for attention, for justice. She’s even made a career of it; working on behalf of creatures and beings. But her battle against the Ministry’s marriage law is one she loses. Badly. And now, she has to contend with not only public derision and patriarchal politics, but her growing feelings for her government-mandated spouse.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    It’s wedding night for our reluctant spouses, Draco and Hermione. They have less than an hour to consummate their bond, or lose their magic.

    “Rough, I think,” she hurriedly admitted, just above a whisper.

    “What was that,” Draco moved closer to her, shifting his head so that his ear was closer to her mouth. “I didn’t hear you.” He heard her just fine, but this moment was too delicious not to milk.

    “I like rough sex,” she said louder, forcing him to turn his ear away from her mouth and stare into her determined brown eyes. “I think.”

    Draco, amused, stepped closer to her, entering her personal space where she was perched on the table. “You like rough sex…you think?”

    She averted her eyes from his intense stare and nodded.

    “And why is it that you think you like it rough, but don’t know that you do?”

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    A light, smutty Marriage Law one-shot.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    “You are at St. Mungo’s. You were in a coma.” He looks me over again, taking a pause. “I am a Healer here now,” he says, like it explains something. My fingers stretch, drifting across his sleeve. He looks down, like I’ve thrown mud at him.

    Forcing my vocal chords together for the first time, I whisper, “What’s your name?”

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    19 Mar 2026

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    "On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
    "Zero."
    Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.

    In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.

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    09 Mar 2026