20 Bookmarks by Lock_Jay
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From a tumblr writing prompt "You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive."
The Soothsayer just wanted to help.
Now complete, do not repost without permission. (If you see this on amazon, it isn't me)
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- English
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- 116,225
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- 31/31
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25 Jul 2024
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Gehenna the First by labyrinthineRetribution
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Sep 2024
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"How many made it past culling?" Gehenna asked dryly.
Saul scratched the back of their neck anxiously and replied, "I really wish you wouldn't call it that. They're just children- well, most of them, really."
"And none of them should even be here," God snapped, "Infants should never be privy to the holy terror of the First, we've discussed this."
"And I've told you that I didn't seek them out, they volunteered. They all admitted to running informal trails of their own back in their own Houses, this just gives their doom a more controlled environment. We cannot stop their hunger."
Gehenna furrowed her brow, directing the force of her glower towards her present company. "We could starve them."
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Hark! Witness the shock and dread of the First House of the Necropolis! Bear witness to the Undying Empress Gehennarchi Solitarius, envoy of righteous corruption. See her and the latest reaping of lyctoral mistakes.
Or: Houseswap AU where Harrowhark is God, Gideon's her dead cavalier and John and Alecto are the NinthSeries
- Part 1 of The Unfulfilled Vow
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07 Dec 2023
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We Have Always Lived in the Apartment by labyrinthineRetribution
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
19 Jan 2026
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John looks up from his Jack and Coke in drunken curiosity.
"What's with the face, Harrowhark?" he asks, genuinely concerned.
"Contrary to popular belief," Gideon butts in, "her face just fuckin' looks like that, bitch." She tends to use "bitch" as liberally as commas when off her ass.
"You're piss drunk," you shoot back.
"And you, my good bitch, are just as contemptible as the day you clawed your way up from Hell."
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It is Harrowhark Nonagesimus' birthday, and it only gets worse from there.- Language:
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- 48/?
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25 May 2023
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forgive us, our wretchedness and our divinity by boarsnsmores
Fandoms: Rebuild of Evangelion | Evangelion: New Theatrical Edition
15 May 2022
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It’s never easy to convince her human self that she is also a god, harder still to convince her godly self that she is still human. It should be impossible to do either. Of course, it was also supposed to be impossible to attain divinity by wearing the skin of a dead god.
(No one ever talks about just how long a lifetime can be, even when it's not the longest thing she'll ever survive.)
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04 Jan 2023
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Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.
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20 Dec 2022
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What do you do when you're a dragon and the prince you're in love with is getting married? Fuck his wife.
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- Part 1 of spitfire
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- English
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- 31,251
- Chapters:
- 35/35
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06 Jul 2021
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- English
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- 124,206
- Chapters:
- 118/118
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29 Jul 2020
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"And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.
He tends to get carried away with his projects."Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations.
Originally posted on detective-pony.tumblr.com- Language:
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- 13/13
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23 Apr 2019
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"And then I saw a new Alternia, for the old Alternia had passed away." -- St. Troll John Cusack
How the Empire knelt to a clown, a mutant and a lawyer.
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- Chapters:
- 7/?
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21 Apr 2019
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16 Apr 2019
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Backwards Thinking by xenosaurus
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
29 May 2023
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Technology rushes forwards, and Cinnabar Labs has decided to bring ancient history with them.
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14 Jan 2019
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Yesterday Upon The Stair by PitViperOfDoom
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Oct 2019
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Midoriya Izuku has always been written off as weird. As if it's not bad enough to be the quirkless weakling, he has to be the weird quirkless weakling on top of it.
But truthfully, the "weird" part is the only part that's accurate. He's determined not to be a weakling, and in spite of what it says on paper, he's not actually quirkless. Even before meeting All-Might and taking on the power of One For All, Izuku isn't quirkless.
Not that anyone would believe it if he told them.
(This story now has a TV Tropes page!)
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- Part 1 of Deku Sees Dead People
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 424,070
- Chapters:
- 60/60
- Comments:
- 25,690
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- 101,065
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- 24,634
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19 Jul 2018
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Dial and Error by ionica01
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Jan 2019
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(23:41) Did you find your friend?
(23:42) Yes, she’s making out with the DJ next to the loudspeakers.
(23:42) At least now you know why she wasn’t responding.
(23:43) Because I was texting the wrong number?In which Yaoyorozu and Todoroki go to different schools, but they meet through a text sent to the wrong person, and go from there.
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- Part 1 of D&E
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 104,384
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 2
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- 1,230
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- 424
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14 Jul 2018
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It is a bad day when you have more than one potentially world-ending threat at the bottom of your to-do list.
Taylor Hebert is having a very bad day.
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- Part 2 of Memorials
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 106,649
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Comments:
- 340
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- 2,595
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15 Oct 2015
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A world where Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.
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- 139,080
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- 29/?
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04 Jul 2015
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13 Feb 2015
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Battlestuck by bananna_h, orphan_account, PunchRockgroin
Fandoms: Homestuck, Battle Royale
31 Dec 2014
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Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.
Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.
Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.
For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 123,710
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Comments:
- 191
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- 792
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26 Jun 2014
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Harry Potter has found out he’s a wizard and is on his way Hogwarts. He is found by a boy on the train. Who knew one simple sentence and one simple gesture could change history? A Slytherin!Harry AU
ABANDONED DURING BOOK SIX (I know the post said it was the whole series. The post was wrong. Sorry)
Also: TRANS RIGHTS
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- Part 1 of Cunning and Ambition
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- English
- Words:
- 50,017
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 349
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17 Jun 2014
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The Denizens of the aspects have decided on a fairly drastic, but ultimately rewarding plan.
Becoming a God Tier was no easy task for any player, requiring the ultimate sacrifice to gain the ultimate reward. Up until this point, becoming a God Tier was the most decisive point in a players game, and some were more successful in their final form than others. The Denizens wished to respect that.
Pulling one living representative from every possible combination of class and aspects, all Denizens summoned them to Sakia and shall pit them against each other so that they can become more than a God Tier. More than perhaps even a Denizen, the God of Eternity. Only the most worthy were selected. Those who lived through their sessions, battled and were successful against their Denizen, and had nothing left to look forward to.
They players came from all types of sessions, and all were honourable and strong. The penalty for loss in this trial would be eternal drifting through dream bubbles, much like any other player who died. The winner would re-discover what it truly meant to be a God.
EDIT: I'm re-vamping the whole thing. This time I'll actually finish it.
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22 Apr 2014
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As a new player to Sburb, you are likely to experience an age-old dilemna foreordained by the gaming age. Namely, to ask yourself: Is this bugged, or do I just not get it?
Well look no further! This Sburb Glitch FAQ will tell you everything you wanted to know about Sburb and even more that you never asked for!
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- 148,291
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23 Mar 2014
