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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Working as a Harrods Christmas elf, uni student Simon Snow is used to dealing with crying children, hot cocoa crises, and gift wrapping fiascoes.

    He is, however, not at all prepared for a surprise encounter with a certain irritatingly posh prat from his Philosophy lecture. And especially not to learn that this prat has an adorable kid sister, even nicer hair than he remembered, and maybe— possibly— a heart?

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    07 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    What if a Swiffer advert (namely, this one) made Simon realize he was in love with Baz?

    That's it, that's the whole fic.

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
     

    It's the week before graduation, and former roommates Simon and Baz run into each other at a particularly lively karaoke night. In between terrible renditions of "Brown-Eyed Girl" and "Mr. Brightside," they just might begin to realize what it is that they really really want.

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    06 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    What if Baz was rescued from the numpties and got back to Watford after 4 weeks instead of 8? What if Natasha and Lucy Visited Baz and Simon together? What if Baz figured out that the Mage is Simon's father? What if Baz figured out that Simon is AuDHD?

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    06 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    “Cuz fit hot guys have problems too.
    Don’t look at us, we’re not dancing for you.
    Leave us alone, we have to twerk out our sad.
    (Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad.)”

    I clap my hands over my mouth to keep laughter from escaping. I can’t. The mental image of Baz twerking is in my head now and I’ll never be able to dig it out. And he’s in the shower. Fuck!

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    Or: After yet another argument, Simon overhears Baz singing in the shower. And then it keeps happening. And happening. How long can the boys keep acting like they hate each other and while using the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend soundtrack to sing their true feelings in the shower?

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    05 Jul 2026