LiversWater
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That’s it.”
He practically sobbed, reaching into his pocket and- holy shit it’s a GUN! Are you getting robbed AGAIN? OVER FROOTY-POPS???
“I’m sick of this!” He grabbed you by the shirt collar, popping the seams a bit and nearly dragging you over the counter. Frooty-pop juice soaked into your shirt. Ok so you’re not getting robbed, you’re getting murdered.
“Oh my god!” You cried, “Please don’t shoot me! I have so many paint chips to collect, PLEASE!”He laughed, kind of spitting on you in that gross way people do sometimes. He smelled like a lukewarm fridge and body odor. What a dick, laughing at your paintchip collection. It's very respectable.., the paintchip collection.
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OR:
you bone that twink
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you're terrible at making me feel like i'm in control by stygianscripted (fafkun)
Fandoms: Villainous (Cartoon)
10 Feb 2021
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step one: tease your scientist at lunch
step two: make a proposition about him cockwarming you under the desk while you work (and if he fucks up there will be [delicious] consequences. he fucks up. there are, indeed, delicious consequences.)
step three: take advantage of his formal wear fetish and his complete melting at your displays of power
step four: ???
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As the official rival of the other, Berdly was expected to know a lot about the human. And he played that part spectacularly! What they found humorful, what got under their skin. Their favorite foods, and what they would refuse to eat. How they stood and how they walked. Their mains in Super Smashing Fighters, their favorite and least favorite biomes in Minecrap. Berdly could name any of it. He had to know it, if he wanted to fiercely compete and effectively irritate them.
And the way Kris was standing, completely straight rather than having a slouch. The way they stepped into the classroom, as if unfamiliar to using legs. How their neck turned and glanced around the room, as if they had never stepped foot in this room before in their life.
It was nothing like Kris.
Or: Berdly, somehow, puts together Kris' SOUL situation. And sort of figures out his feelings for the human in the process.
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05 Jul 2026
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Berdly, unknowingly, needs help. Noelle thinks this is a little hilarious. Kris is mildly concerned at how likable their rival has become following recent events.
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29 Jun 2026
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Malevolent Contributions; We Ruin Everything Or Your Money Back by maximum_overboner
Fandoms: Villainous (Cartoon)
10 Feb 2020
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Dr Flug, in building a device that will boost the strength of the wi-fi in the mansion, accidentally ends all war, famine and disease, single-handedly launching humanity into a shining golden age where strife is a bitter memory. Black Hat, a creature of utmost evil now slowly dying without a constant stream of malevolence to gorge on, sets out to undo world peace one misdeed at a time in a quest to restore his powers and re-establish his dominance as a one-man atrocity.
Doing so is not easy when all you have is a suit, a stolen van and three idiots in tow.
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- Part 1 of Tailspin
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20 Apr 2026
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This fic was so good it being 6 years and still no update has me SICK
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Only 0.05% of human saliva is not made of the water that, to an Irken, is acidic.
Dib didn't actually consider that when he managed to convince Zim that he could teach him human affection, after his stupid feelings made him confess to him in the middle of a fight.
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21 Jun 2026