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Half-Baked by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
28 Apr 2023
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“It is hard to believe,” Hubert hummed, “I think the last time the people of Alderdorf were so moved was when they expanded the Sportrasen eight years ago.”
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“You are terrible,” Ferdinand murmured, his eyes trained forward. “The last time Alderdorf voted to make improvements to the school was not for the football field.” He kept his voice low and his head locked in place as one honey-brown eye shifted to look at Hubert. “It was the locker rooms.”
Working on a small town’s civic council, Hubert is ready to admit that he’s become enamoured with his coworker, Ferdinand. When they’re thrown together during the fundraising bake sale for Alderdorf’s new theatre, how is he meant to save the day and impress Ferdinand with his magical kitchen prowess if he keeps getting sidetracked by how irresistible the brute looks in that ridiculous apron?
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It’s a slow evening at Dope Sketch. But, uh, not for Langa and Reki.
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“It’s just not super creative.”
“Some things are just meant to be fun and lighthearted. A song doesn’t have to be serious to be good.”
“Oh, no—I don’t want you to think I don’t like it. It’s good; I’ll probably have it stuck in my head all night.”
“Good.”
“Good? You wanted to give me an earworm?” Langa squinted at the other, who shrugged, “Anyway, all I was trying to say is, lyrically speaking, it’s not on the same level as ‘Robot Writes a Love Song.’”
“Fucking—” the redhead lurched forwards at the other, unthinkingly taking his phone with him, and as a result, he yanked the AUX cord free, creating a deafening electronic crackle.
Reki stumbled into the taller teen, knocking him back into the open space beside the desk. Instinctively, Langa grabbed for the other, pulling the redhead down with him as he fell backwards onto the concrete floor.
“Shit, man,” the redhead mumbled, face half-wedged into Langa’s armpit.
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- Part 12 of Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022
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A Bit of Tenderness by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
10 Jan 2023
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Hubert has a crying fetish—but it’s 100% not what you think! If anything, it’s worse because it would be one thing to get off on others' pain, for it to be wholly sadistic, but it’s another for it to be…well…compassionate? When it comes to making Ferdinand cry, Hubert’s feelings are awfully complex.
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It was an excellent gift—the ideal gift Hubert had even amused himself with the thought—and Ferdinand adored them. In fact, the gift was apparently so touching as to move the man to tears.The sight was glorious, of course—honey eyes glistening with tears, the line of his plush mouth shifting into a wobbly smile as Ferdinand processed how much he adored Hubert’s thoughtfulness. And then, impossibly, the slightly more diminutive man pulled Hubert hard into his grasp, enveloping him in a tender embrace with the boots squished between them as Ferdinand cried happily against his neck. It was, frankly, too much to bare.
Hubert could still vividly recall the smell of leather and salty tears mixing with Ferdinand’s oakmoss and amber cologne and the feeling of the other man’s hiccuping breath against his chest as he lost all composure in his expression of joy.
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I Didn’t Wanna Hear by Last_Rhodeo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
02 Jan 2023
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Dimitri has had too many sleepless nights, but it’s not the ghosts fault. Dimitri’s insomnia is all thanks to Sylvain’s playboy antics. When the prince decides to give the redhead a piece of his mind, he finds something unexpected.
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The blond’s blood hums in his ears, and he feels a flash of anger and loss of control as his blood pressure rises. “I mean it! Sylvain!” For a moment, in his sleep-deprived state, Dimitri lets the creature inside him take over. But a moment is all it takes. Before fully processing what’s going on, the prince storms out of his room and into the hall. He feels a bit like a divine beast as he rushes at Sylvain’s door, which is locked. However, nothing could have stopped him from achieving his aim at that moment.When Dimitri strongarms the door open, breaking the latch in the process, he’s nonplussed by the sight before him. Never, if he had all the time in Goddess’s great creation, could he have prepared himself for this. “Cichol and Cethleann,” the prince whispers as he remains frozen in the doorway. He feels his face heat with blood, and he knows his eyes must be comically wide as he’s unable to tear them away from the figures on the bed.
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- Part 16 of Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022
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Sylvain suffers a concussion during a training mishap. After receiving proper medical attention, Felix facilitates some alternative forms of medicine.
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"Okay,” Felix says in a low voice, his breath suddenly very near the shell of Sylvain’s ear, “can you take it yourself or do you need me to feed it to you?”
It’s clearly meant to be teasing, but the redhead wants to be treated gently, so he pushes his luck. “It’s so bright, Felix, don’t make me uncover my eyes.”
The other huffs, but Sylvain feels one of Felix’s cool hands brush against his chin and tilt his head back slightly, “Open your mouth then.”
Felix’s hands feel so good. If circumstances were different, Sylvain would do something about it—something to keep those strong, lean fingers against his skin. Felix shifts, and Sylvain can feel one of his boots against his thigh as the dark-haired boy undoubtedly leans over. The redhead opens his mouth and feels the rim of the open container against his bottom lip. Carefully, the other directs the contents of the vulnerary into his mouth.
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- Part 14 of Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022
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Teddy Writes Porn: Kinktober (& beyond) 2022 by Last_Rhodeo
Fandom Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, SK8 the Infinity (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Jan 2023
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My goal is to write 2-4k words per prompt. None of them are related and can be read separately. The general idea/scene will be established as quickly as possible, and the majority of each one-shot will be porn, as my priority is practicing writing smut. I focus on physicality over emotion, but there will always be some emotional trappings to these scenes. And a smidge of plot—I can’t help myself; I need a little narrative! My perfectionist nature may prevent me from writing all the prompts within the allotted 31 days, but rest assured, they will all be completed eventually.
I like realism, so the fics aren’t crack-esque, but they aren’t meant to be serious, either. They’re just meant to be porn. I’m not condoning questionable or non-consensual sex, but my focus is not on writing these to be 100% unquestionably ethical. So, there will be poor choices made by characters. Please note that I generally enjoy writing people as flawed, selfish, and/or awkward because it is more realistic. It’s definitely not everyone’s taste, and that’s okay! Some of these might be a lot, so please read the tags and notes.
More information can be found on Twitter @tedbert_
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I'd Believe It Fic Family by Last_Rhodeo
Fandom Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
02 Jan 2022
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Fics that take place in the I'd Believe it Universe
Planned / Finished Content:
Only Bad Examples: Felix and Sylvain’s Christmas Holiday in Wales expanded (Complete)
TBD: Expanded Maeve timeline
TBD: Expanded Deoiridh timeline
TBD: Coda of Felix/Sylvain’s relationship/ telling their family after the main fic- Words:
- 28,359
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Apogee by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.
Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.
or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.
A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀
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After ignoring his phone in favor of getting split in two by his situationship, Shane is stranded in Boston at the start of the zombie apocalypse.
Ilya is left with nowhere to go, and Shane refuses to leave him behind. In order to survive, they have to cross the Canadian border and get to the cottage, together.
But getting to Canada is far easier said than done. When Ilya is badly injured, their road-trip becomes a race against the dead—and the infection spreading through Ilya’s leg.
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15 Mar 2026
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
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Wolfbird by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.
Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.