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Parmacetti, for an inward bruise by vicious_summer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Jul 2026
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“I suspect,” snapped Gandalf, “that your ‘lucky ring’ was in fact a dwarven ring of power, one of seven which have been lost, and which you somehow stumbled upon in Moria. Now you have destroyed both it and the dragon in one fell swoop! And that’s all well and good for Thorin Oakenshield and his Company. But an act of destruction like that means the Lord of Darkness who willed that ring into being will have noticed, and like as not, he’s amassing his army as we speak. All of Gondor may have fallen before I’ve so much as caught sight of Osgiliath!”
“…I didn’t mean any harm,” said Bilbo. He managed to sound both mulish and heartbroken in the same breath.
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Or: Bilbo destroys the One Ring. It solves fewer problems than you’d think.
Bookmarked by Ketami
13 Jul 2026
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"Hobbits," Gandalf began, "are a race of incredible social and physical malleability. In the Shire, they stay as they are because the environment is static. But a Hobbit’s body is designed to harmonize with its neighbors. It is a survival mechanism from the Wandering Days."
He gestured toward Bilbo. "Bilbo has lived with Dwarves, eaten Dwarven food, and breathed the air of the forge for three years. His body is simply 'correcting' itself to fit his social reality. He is becoming more Dwarven because his heart has decided this is where he belongs."
Bookmarked by Ketami
09 Jul 2026
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We Could Blame it All on (Burglar's) Nature by Kelkaiser
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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Bilbo didn't expect to become friends with his cousin's ex-wife but he fully embraced it, becoming the supporter Lobelia needed as she picked herself up and pursued her own happiness. And if an intimidating dwarf from Erebor made her happy, then Bilbo didn't mind using the Took in him to help bring them together.
What he did mind was the handsome king that was doing a very bad job of hiding his interest.
Bookmarked by Ketami
03 Jul 2026
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To do:
1. Party
2. Adventure
3. Face Dragon
4. Save Thorin & Lads
5. Destroy RingOr:
Bilbo accepts what he thinks is an offer to reunite with his friends in the afterlife. Apparently, he’s taken on a bit more than that.
Bookmarked by Ketami
29 Jun 2026
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