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The two divorces and three marriages of Elias Bouchard and Peter Lukas.
(or two men committing so much to a game of chicken that they accidentally fall in love)
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- Part 1 of how to fall in love in ten years or less
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This must have been the wrong move though, as Nathaniel leaned forward, his dull eyes boring uncomfortably as he spoke, “It’s your anniversary tomorrow, if I recall correctly. What is it, nine years since the first one?”
“Ten.”
At this, Nathaniel grinned, and Peter wondered if the room hadn’t just gotten colder. “Ah, a big one then! Anything nice planned?”
If his first questions had been threats, this one was most certainly a trap.
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- Part 2 of how to fall in love in ten years or less
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"He looked quite peaceful, the lines of his face softened by rest.
He knew he was dead of course."
The Captain always thought that life ended when you died- turns out it actually begins.
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Who says a Trashmouth can't keep a lid on it? by Kalina_E
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
12 Nov 2019
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Five times Richie and Eddie almost gave it away (and one time they did)
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“Move!” Richie grabs for Eddie and pushes, sending them both rolling to the side as the arm stabs into the ground where the two men just were.
They lock eyes for a precious second before Richie's brain catches up with him. “What are you doing? Move asshole!”
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Eddie survives and everything grows from there.
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how to fall in love in ten years or less by Kalina_E
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
26 Jul 2023
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Sometimes I'd forget
Rocky has been stranded, alone and light years away from home for 46 years. For a long time it seemed like nothing would ever change. But a new arrival in Tau Ceti system is about to alter the course of history; For Rocky, for Erid, and for another world far, far away.
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Beta read by chez_levi! Thank you for your notes, and curse you for your implications about metaphors
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05 May 2026
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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27 Apr 2026
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It’s just - anticlimactic. New York Times Bestselling Blue Balls of a conclusion to the Armand of it all. He can picture the pierced graduate students at his indie bookstore readings now; their dubious, unsatisfied frowns of so, what, he just sat there? And you just left?
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27 Apr 2026
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Can I Bite Your Tongue (Like My Bad Habit)? by pumpkinspiceprouvaire
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
14 Jan 2024
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“Well, why don’t we?” Enjolras says, which- Doesn’t make a great deal of sense.
“Why don’t we what?” Grantaire asks.
“Quit,” Enjolras elaborates. He raises the hand still holding his cigarette for emphasis. “Why don’t we try quitting together?”
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05 Dec 2025
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Grantaire is a bookstore clerk in his late twenties, and to everyone’s eternal disbelief, a father. It’s been years since he’s seen anyone from his former group of friends, after a falling out cleaved him from the ABC, but everything changes when Enjolras walks into his bookstore. Can they rekindle their friendship, or something more, while they both come to terms with how their lives have changed over the past decade?
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23 May 2025