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Dirty Dudes Must Die - Electric Boogaloo by iamavacado
Fandoms: Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Fandom, Starkid, Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Team Starkid - Fandom
22 Dec 2025
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Grace, with the power of the Black Book, starts killing off "dirty dudes" under everyone's nose. Peter and Steph realize that not only does she have the book and is using it to murder supposed 'perverts', she will probably destroy anyone who gets in her way. Peter and Steph have to team up to take Grace down before she levels Hatchetfield (and Clivesdale) to rubble.
Takes place directly after the credits roll of NPMD. (Think of the impliCATIONS)
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16 Jun 2026
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God this is such a good continuation/sequel for npmd. And I'm obviously biased towards the spankoffskis and Tinky and all that but this is just. RAAAGHHHH ITS SO GOOD
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So after Ted royally saved his little brother's ass, pardon his French, he was once again left with the short end of the stick because now his parents expected him to bring his girlfriend home for Thanksgiving and they would not let it rest. So with no girlfriend, little time, and less options, Ted does what any sane man would do and takes his own incredibly sound advice.
aka: the fake dating AU inside my other fake dating AU
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- Part 3 of Pinky Promise
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14 Jun 2026
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WAAAHHHHH THIS IS DO FUCKING CUTE RHRGRGRGR AND ITS SO IN CHARACTER. RAAAAAAAGHHHH HOWLING AND WAILING I LOVE THME SO MUCH
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it's like hearing a ticking sound coming from unmarked packages (something isn't right here) by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
02 Dec 2023
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Peter Spankoffski was born laughing.
If you ask anyone with a medical degree they’d tell you no he fucking wasn’t. Newborns don’t laugh, they can’t. They don’t even smile until a couple weeks out, and laughing is a multi-month project. It’s a developmental stage, you start with socialization, and eventually they start cooing, and then, only then, do you get laughter.
And yet, Peter Spankoffski was born laughing.
(Alternatively titled: What if Tinky was Pete's 'imaginary friend' the way Webby is Hannah's)
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- Part 3 of Hatchet Town
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13 Jun 2026
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FAWWKKKKK THIS IS SO GOOD THIS IS SOOOO FUKCING GOOD PETER MY BELOVED TED MY BELOVED TINKY MY BELOVEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD. JUST RGBRHHRGRHRG just imagining what the rest of the play would be like. would he try to explain himself to his friends? to ted? GOD HOW WOULD THE SUMMONING GO????????????????? RGRHRGRRGHR JUST ohhh my god the thought of them getting that book after Tinkys been surprisingly absent during max chasing them. and some kindve flash of familiarity in pete when they invoke the names. and the way his stomach would drop when he realizes just WHATS been following him around for years..... orhrhrgrhhrgrgggrrgrrgrgrggrgrg chewing at the walls of my enclosure. lets all go insane about Tinky and the spankoffski brothers
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maybe you lost it, maybe it’s your destiny by rockrosethistle
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
26 Mar 2024
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"Petey," came a quaking voice.
Peter whipped around. Tucked up against an alley wall sat the homeless man, his jacket's hood pulled up over his ears. An unbrushed smile spread across his face as he saw him.
"Hey, Theo."
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Steph gets to meet Pete's old friend, the homeless man, better known to him as 'Theo.'
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07 Jun 2026
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WHAT IF WE ALL WALK INTO THE OCEAN. RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHG SPANKOFFSKI BROTHERRSSSSSS RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGAHHGHHHHHH BANGS MY HEAD INTO A WALL
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I believe it all is coming to an end by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Black Friday - Team StarKid, Nightmare Time - Team StarKid
10 Mar 2021
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Hannah Foster is the Omen, bringer of warnings for the ancient entity Webby. When the apotheosis comes to Hatchetfield, she has little to go on.
Starlight. Blue. Dancing dead. Warn the Catalyst.
She'll do her best.
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07 Jun 2026
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(i swear) i will die trying by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid
02 Nov 2023
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Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.
Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.
And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?
(Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)
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- Part 1 of Hatchet Town
- Part 1 of Goat Bros
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We Can Meet Again Somewhere by thatisnotokay
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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"Speaking from a selfish perspective, I hope you stay. But, we also have another offer."
Ryland looks down at his best friend, eyebrow raised. Curiosity pushes the burgeoning tightness enough for him to ignore. "Yeah? What's that, Rock?"
"We can build onto the Hail Mary— a spaceship large enough to carry you, me, and other scientists. We go to Earth with you," Rocky trills. Ryland can't believe his ears. Rocky's carapace tilts in the way that means he's smiling. "We live on Earth, learn from the humans, and return in our own time."
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Or, Rocky offers to travel back to Earth with Grace. Featuring best mate Adrian- Language:
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20 May 2026
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WRAAAHHHHHH I THINK ABOUT AVA STRATT AND GRACE AND GO INSANE I THUNK ABOUT GRACE AND EARTH AND I GO INSANE!!!!!!!!
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Leaving a Mark by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.
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The Greatest Act of Optimism by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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The Eridian thrills a high sound that doesn’t get picked up by the translator which means that it has no clear meaning. Like when a human gasps or sucks in a deep breath. It actually sounds a little like that. When they notice that I’m staring straight at them they scramble back into their hiding spot and hold very still.
A child, I realize with a start.
That’s a child!
“Hey,” I call and the kid squeaks again. I was about to get to my feet but abort the movement and crawl closer on my hands and knees until I'm inches away from the xenonite wall. I wait and it takes me much too long to realize that they don’t have to peek around the corner to see if I’m still there.
“Hey there,” I try again, my voice low and calm. It’s my teacher voice, the one I use for shy and scared students.
Used.
The fact that I haven’t had to use it for years and it still comes to me automatically almost knocks the air out of my lungs but this is not about me, it’s about making sure the little pebble doesn’t die of fright from the scary alien. “Hi, I’m Grace. It’s alright, you don’t have to be scared.”
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How Grace finally gets back into a classroom, where he belongsSeries
- Part 1 of Teacher Grace's Extraordinary Curriculum
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11 May 2026
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three's company by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Apr 2026
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“Rocky,” I say sharply. The irritation feels unpleasant inside me, foreign like a toxin.
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11 May 2026
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YESSSSS YESSSS IT WOULD BE HARD BUT THEY BOTH LOVE HIM AND I KNOW WITH TIME ADRIAN WILL COME TO LOVE GRACE JUST AS MUCH!!!!!!!
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please do not feed the animals by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
26 Apr 2026
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“Hold still, lovely alien,” the Eridian croons, snapping a claw closed around the hem of my cardigan. “♫♬♩ will be so gentle, yes.”
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Project Saving Grace by ajsmellslikebooks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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In relative terms, the trip from the Tau Ceti system to the 40 Eridani system takes the Hail Mary a little over three Earth years.
This is what happens when you put two snarky aliens in a small, enclosed space for that long. -
Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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10 May 2026
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AU AU AU AU AU AUUUU THEY CARE ABOHT EACH OTHER SO MUCH IM GONNA EXPLODE
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bloody, but unbowed by redrobin1989
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Jul 2020
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“I’m sure you all have a cause that means something to you, something you want to help change." Aizawa said, addressing the class. "For the next few days, I want you to think about what it is you believe in and do a short presentation for the class on Friday."
It's Advocacy Week for Yuuei's hero students and it gives Midoriya Izuku a lot to think about about what kind of hero he wants Deku to be.
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30 Apr 2026
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consensus ad idem by rojohbi
Fandoms: Legally Blonde - Hach/O'Keefe/Benjamin, Legally Blonde - All Media Types
28 Mar 2020
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CONSENSUS AD IDEM (noun): Agreement to the same. Meeting of the minds, mutual assent, or concurrence of wills. Parties must be of one mind and their promises must relate to the same subject or object.
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11 Apr 2026
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A Soft Place To Land by AssassinOfRome
Fandoms: Legally Blonde - Hach/O'Keefe/Benjamin, Legally Blonde - All Media Types
01 Nov 2018
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At first, she thought he was simply squinting hard at the ceiling, his habit sometimes when lost in thought. But as the seconds slipped past and his head lolled to the side, she realised he must have fallen asleep.
“Oh.” She mumbled to the silent room. Still, she couldn’t help but be surprised. When Emmett had originally quipped about not sleeping since 1992, she had laughed along for what felt like the first time since starting school. Yet within a few weeks of his mentorship, she wondered how much of a joke that had been.
Emmett falls asleep during a study session. Elle tucks him in. Cuteness ensues.
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11 Apr 2026
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REWRITE // As long as its with you by ZEPHYR (evilweevils)
Fandoms: Half-Life (Video Games)
22 Feb 2026
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Rebel Medic!Reader is slowing down. The machine cannot run forever.
A mysterious benefactor gifts the little rebel with the most important present of them all- rest, in a relentless occupation.
Can be read as platonic or romantic or some mix of both.
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a rewrite of a fic by the same name i wrote/orphaned when i was SIXTEEN while ill with COVID!!!!!!! for this freak of an alien man who i love and adore. if you remember coffee time with g-man then that was the original inspo for the og fic. also heavily influenced from my own source as a fictive :-)also im struggling to write again (brain frog from covid but also dyslexia) so if you have any GENTLE criticisms lmk i'd like to hear them ^_^ and yea i am working on the timeloop postal fic. i have two more chapters basically finished for that series :D
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24 Mar 2026
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Frostbite by VioletThePorama
Fandoms: HLVRAI - Fandom, Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
30 Jul 2020
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Gordon felt isolated, which was impossible because there were always other people around him. He was flooded with a constant influx of information at every turn while he was stuck in the depths of Black Mesa, but some of it seemed off. Maybe it was how extraordinary the situation was. Not everybody had aliens attacking them at every corner.
Or maybe none of it was real.
Loosely based off the multiplayer au by thecryptidcorvid on tumblr.
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22 Mar 2026
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Really fucking stellar execution of an idea like this. I adore ai Gordon so much someone help him
RHRGHRRGRHRGRG HIM WISHING JOSHUA WAS REAL IN ONE OF HIS FEW MOMENTS OF AUTONOMY AND IT FREAKING BENREYS PLAYER OUT AUGHGHGHHHHHHHH falls to the floor -
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Black Mesa is gone. Everything's over. Everything's new.
(aka: i looked at the troupe of having benrey move in with gordon post-canon and went "WHAT IF IT WAS TOMMY" so hard that i wrote 18k words about it)
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19 Mar 2026
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OUTHHHGGGGGGHH FREELATTA SAVE ME. SAVE ME FREELATTA
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bring you home (in my arms tonight) by PurpleCatGhost
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
13 Dec 2023
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He asks, “Dr. Coomer? What’s wrong with our world?” And Coomer looks at him with open surprise.
He doesn’t say anything for a while. Coomer’s eyes search his face for answers, like he’s seeing him for the first time, then emotions begin to flicker across his face. Realization. Guilt. Sadness. Anger. Then, finally, his face shifts into something gentler than Gordon was expecting.
“Gordon…” Coomer trails off for a moment. “Do you like video games?”
(Or in which Gordon learns he’s an AI trapped within a video game and is determined to be more than just the story that’s thrown at him. Which eventually leads to him choosing to bring Benrey back home with him himself.)
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