Jumpus
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- Homestuck (1)
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Jade knows a lot of things.
The way the earth rotates (it spins 23.5 degrees and rotates the sun at 67,000 mph),
the sound of rain on the wind (it's a quiet pattering sound with the slight smell of ozone),
and even the way space breathes (it's a quiet whistling sound that fills her ears with the dead space it always brings.)But she did NOT know this.
Recent bookmarks
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Dirty Dudes Must Die - Electric Boogaloo by iamavacado
Fandoms: Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Fandom, Starkid, Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Team Starkid - Fandom
22 Dec 2025
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Grace, with the power of the Black Book, starts killing off "dirty dudes" under everyone's nose. Peter and Steph realize that not only does she have the book and is using it to murder supposed 'perverts', she will probably destroy anyone who gets in her way. Peter and Steph have to team up to take Grace down before she levels Hatchetfield (and Clivesdale) to rubble.
Takes place directly after the credits roll of NPMD. (Think of the impliCATIONS)
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16 Jun 2026
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God this is such a good continuation/sequel for npmd. And I'm obviously biased towards the spankoffskis and Tinky and all that but this is just. RAAAGHHHH ITS SO GOOD
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So after Ted royally saved his little brother's ass, pardon his French, he was once again left with the short end of the stick because now his parents expected him to bring his girlfriend home for Thanksgiving and they would not let it rest. So with no girlfriend, little time, and less options, Ted does what any sane man would do and takes his own incredibly sound advice.
aka: the fake dating AU inside my other fake dating AU
Series
- Part 3 of Pinky Promise
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14 Jun 2026
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WAAAHHHHH THIS IS DO FUCKING CUTE RHRGRGRGR AND ITS SO IN CHARACTER. RAAAAAAAGHHHH HOWLING AND WAILING I LOVE THME SO MUCH
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it's like hearing a ticking sound coming from unmarked packages (something isn't right here) by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
02 Dec 2023
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Peter Spankoffski was born laughing.
If you ask anyone with a medical degree they’d tell you no he fucking wasn’t. Newborns don’t laugh, they can’t. They don’t even smile until a couple weeks out, and laughing is a multi-month project. It’s a developmental stage, you start with socialization, and eventually they start cooing, and then, only then, do you get laughter.
And yet, Peter Spankoffski was born laughing.
(Alternatively titled: What if Tinky was Pete's 'imaginary friend' the way Webby is Hannah's)
Series
- Part 3 of Hatchet Town
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13 Jun 2026
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FAWWKKKKK THIS IS SO GOOD THIS IS SOOOO FUKCING GOOD PETER MY BELOVED TED MY BELOVED TINKY MY BELOVEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD. JUST RGBRHHRGRHRG just imagining what the rest of the play would be like. would he try to explain himself to his friends? to ted? GOD HOW WOULD THE SUMMONING GO????????????????? RGRHRGRRGHR JUST ohhh my god the thought of them getting that book after Tinkys been surprisingly absent during max chasing them. and some kindve flash of familiarity in pete when they invoke the names. and the way his stomach would drop when he realizes just WHATS been following him around for years..... orhrhrgrhhrgrgggrrgrrgrgrggrgrg chewing at the walls of my enclosure. lets all go insane about Tinky and the spankoffski brothers
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maybe you lost it, maybe it’s your destiny by rockrosethistle
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
26 Mar 2024
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"Petey," came a quaking voice.
Peter whipped around. Tucked up against an alley wall sat the homeless man, his jacket's hood pulled up over his ears. An unbrushed smile spread across his face as he saw him.
"Hey, Theo."
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Steph gets to meet Pete's old friend, the homeless man, better known to him as 'Theo.'
Bookmarked by Jumpus
07 Jun 2026
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WHAT IF WE ALL WALK INTO THE OCEAN. RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHG SPANKOFFSKI BROTHERRSSSSSS RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGAHHGHHHHHH BANGS MY HEAD INTO A WALL
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I believe it all is coming to an end by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Black Friday - Team StarKid, Nightmare Time - Team StarKid
10 Mar 2021
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Hannah Foster is the Omen, bringer of warnings for the ancient entity Webby. When the apotheosis comes to Hatchetfield, she has little to go on.
Starlight. Blue. Dancing dead. Warn the Catalyst.
She'll do her best.
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07 Jun 2026