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Mizi laughed to herself as she skimmed the included ‘girlfriend application’. Was this the kind of fanmail she’d be getting from now on? ‘Great cook, has a stable job, owns a motorcycle, does this, does that’—all spectacular qualities that Mizi couldn’t bring herself to care about.
“Well…” Mizi sighed, “I don’t have a girlfriend, but…”
Mizi uncrossed her legs and tore Sua off her cock.
“...I guess I have a slut who sucks me off on the daily.”
Mizi, the lead guitarist for The Rebels, struggles to overcome her writer's block and manage her unexpected popularity. It's no help that her good friend, Sua, is only stressing her out more.
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12 Jul 2026
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of ejo + hr
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29 Jan 2026
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“...Hollander,” He hears Rozanov say, urgent like it’s not the first time he’s said it. “Shane,” he follows it up with, and that snaps him out of it. He’s never called him that. Shane, reluctantly, lifts his face a little, eyes glazed over as he meets Rozanov’s eyes.
“What?”
“You stink,” Rozanov says, concern dripping. “No, you—fuck. You reek. What is—” Ilya’s fingers lift up, tugging at the scent patch, revealing more of the spot beneath it. Even Shane can smell himself at that point. He does reek. Reeks of heat, of Omega, of honey and sweetness, of something that would melt on your tongue.
Shane reefs himself back. The Omega inside him aches, mourns, whimpers at the loss of contact. It’s needed, though. He scrambles back, hand slapping at his neck to force the peeled patch back down over his scent gland. He backs up till his spine knocks against the bathroom stall.
“You are in heat at award show? Why would you hide this? Why would you not call out sick? Are you—are you insane? You care this much about trophy?”
OR Shane goes into heat in Vegas
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29 Jan 2026
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A fable about falling — in love, in hope, and through the quiet ache of knowing you’ll never be caught.
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03 Nov 2025
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He hated Max Goof.
So when he saw him, in a club that was far, far away from their shared campus, he all but froze in place, feet glued to the sticky laminate floor. He felt like the world was moving in slow motion, elbows and knees bumping into his skin from party goers who were unfortunate enough not to know the name of the delinquent boy that was stood over by one of the speakers.
'if im going to hell, you’re coming with me' series anon, back at it again.
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30 Mar 2025
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could go to hell but we'll probably be fine by verdantdaisies
Fandoms: A Goofy Movie (Movies)
10 Jun 2024
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Max had never thought in a million years that he would ever, ever be interested in someone as vain and egotistical as Bradley. He wasn’t his usual type, he usually went for kind, sweet people who he could bring home to his dad at Christmas. But there was an undeniable spark of chemistry that had fizzled between him and Bradley the moment they met in the Bean Scene. He just… had a really punchable face. And well, a kissable one too.
(pt 2 of 'if im going to hell, you're coming with me')
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29 Mar 2025
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『 What Bradley had believed would be a typical game of seven minutes of heaven turned out to be a game of seven minutes of hell instead, when that stupid bottle he spun around aimed at the person he wanted it to point at the least.
Maximilian "Max" Goof. 』
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29 Mar 2025
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(Written after s2 ep3, non canon stuff happening)
The electric tang of their kiss lingers on his tongue, final like a death sentence and he fails to recognise his love in the voice speaking to him
“Your mind has suffered” the voice musters, inviting and merciful and Jayce remembers all of the rage Viktor poured onto him and the pain of every part of his body he crushed with his mechanic one.
His fists tighten around the hammer.
This time he won’t fail.
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Time travels, lot of non canon stuff and robot fumbling happening as well as some very deserved fluff to ease the pain of all this angst.
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23 Nov 2024
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stop the world, i wanna get off with you by verdantdaisies
Fandoms: A Goofy Movie (Movies)
30 Oct 2024
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It was an eventful few months before Max and Bradley had started sleeping together, but they had fallen into somewhat of a rhythm at this point. At first Bradley had quickly slipped on his clothes and gave some excuse about needing to study for an exam, which usually wasn’t a far cry from the truth, and Max would offer to walk him down to his dorm, and he would always decline.
Soon enough, however, Max had started asking him to stay.
Senior Year AU (@BambyRot)
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- Part 1 of Senior Year AU (@BambyRot)
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05 Nov 2024
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if im going to hell, you’re coming with me by verdantdaisies
Fandoms: A Goofy Movie (Movies), An Extremely Goofy Movie
06 Jun 2024
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Bradley Uppercrust the third was a lot of things, but above all else, prideful.
After the humiliation that was the X-Games tournament, Bradley had taken quite a hit, his fraternity had booted him, and his parents had made him get a room in the regular dorms as some sort of penance for embarrassing them. Luckily, he still seemed to hold a small power over the general populace of the school, and people still stepped aside and seemed to avoid doing anything that would put them in bad favor with him.
Except Max Goof.
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05 Nov 2024
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*UPDATED WITH EPILOGUE*
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“Now you’ve put me in a tight spot,” Max laments as he re-buckles his belt, the bulge in his pants still distractingly taught. “Give me two more minutes alone. Or, you know, if you’re willing to lend a hand, we could have this dealt with in one?”
Bradley snarls at that, wrenching himself off the door and into the bathroom.
“Don’t even joke about it, freshman. You had some girl in here a second ago - what you aren’t fussy about who gets you off? Figures,” Bradley sneers, levelling the most disgusted look he can muster at Max. The disgust comes with unsurprising ease - all it takes is one sideways glance in the mirror and Bradley can dredge it up.
“Projecting much?” Max replies coolly.
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The Gammas host a toga party.
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- Part 1 of The Pillow Diaries
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02 Nov 2024
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Need Not Be by Chuchiwan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Jul 2020
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Peter presented as a rare male omega when he was seventeen but he’s not going to let that get in the way of being Spider-Man. His social life? Maybe.
He’s nearly twenty now and although his life as Peter Parker isn’t the most healthy (A.K.A he’s a hermit) Spider-Man is doing his job to protect the city.
Then a potentially dangerous alpha enters his life and everything seems to go wrong... but it might be worth it?
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- Part 1 of DPxSMxAxO
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16 Sep 2024
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totally and amazingly unbelievable by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Mar 2020
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Peter crashes at Wade's place waiting for him to get home, only he's having a wet dream when Wade returns.
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13 Aug 2024
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i don't know what that remote is for by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Mar 2020
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Peter finally has a day to himself, and he decides to relax, maybe take out a couple of toys. But then Deadpool comes by and finds this remote on the counter and oh God the vibrator's still inside of him.
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13 Aug 2024
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you started it by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jun 2021
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Peter's bed is comfier than Wade's, so Wade has been inviting himself over on occasion. And Peter apparently likes to get off in his sleep, so it's not Wade's fault that he gets a little handsy.
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13 Aug 2024
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rule of thirds by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jan 2022
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Peter is a genius. He bought a fuck-machine and curated a new web formula to produce webs that even he can't break. By combining both, he can mimic the feeling of getting pinned down and fucked hard over the counter. It definitely seems like a good idea — at least until he realizes that the webs aren't dissolving.
Peter is an idiot.
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13 Aug 2024
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stop (don't stop) by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Jan 2022
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Unfortunate circumstances lead to Peter and Deadpool getting tied up in webs together. Deadpool can cut them out, but not without his arm grinding against Peter with every movement.
Peter's determined not to cum.
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13 Aug 2024
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careful ass-essment by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Jan 2022
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Wade discovers that Spidey likes to be spanked after thorough research, science experiments, reconnaissance—
Okay, fine. He spanks him once and the realization spurns from there.
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13 Aug 2024
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like a virgin by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 May 2022
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“They’re asking for a virginity sacrifice.”
“Do you mean virgin sacrifice?” Deadpool says.
Or: An alien race is threatening to destroy the Earth if they don't get to watch someone lose their virginity. The Avengers gather in an attempt to find a virgin.
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13 Aug 2024
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you love it by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jul 2022
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Wade rescues Peter from a mad scientist, but he finds a strange device in the process. Inexplicably, it makes Peter orgasm.
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13 Aug 2024