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    Mizi laughed to herself as she skimmed the included ‘girlfriend application’. Was this the kind of fanmail she’d be getting from now on? ‘Great cook, has a stable job, owns a motorcycle, does this, does that’—all spectacular qualities that Mizi couldn’t bring herself to care about.

    “Well…” Mizi sighed, “I don’t have a girlfriend, but…”

    Mizi uncrossed her legs and tore Sua off her cock.

    “...I guess I have a slut who sucks me off on the daily.”

    Mizi, the lead guitarist for The Rebels, struggles to overcome her writer's block and manage her unexpected popularity. It's no help that her good friend, Sua, is only stressing her out more.

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    Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.” 

    Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”

    “I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.” 

    “Rozanov–” 

    “Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”

    OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic. 

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    29 Jan 2026

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    “...Hollander,” He hears Rozanov say, urgent like it’s not the first time he’s said it. “Shane,” he follows it up with, and that snaps him out of it. He’s never called him that. Shane, reluctantly, lifts his face a little, eyes glazed over as he meets Rozanov’s eyes.

    “What?”

    “You stink,” Rozanov says, concern dripping. “No, you—fuck. You reek. What is—” Ilya’s fingers lift up, tugging at the scent patch, revealing more of the spot beneath it. Even Shane can smell himself at that point. He does reek. Reeks of heat, of Omega, of honey and sweetness, of something that would melt on your tongue.

    Shane reefs himself back. The Omega inside him aches, mourns, whimpers at the loss of contact. It’s needed, though. He scrambles back, hand slapping at his neck to force the peeled patch back down over his scent gland. He backs up till his spine knocks against the bathroom stall.

    “You are in heat at award show? Why would you hide this? Why would you not call out sick? Are you—are you insane? You care this much about trophy?”

    OR Shane goes into heat in Vegas

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    29 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    A fable about falling — in love, in hope, and through the quiet ache of knowing you’ll never be caught.

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    03 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    He hated Max Goof.

    So when he saw him, in a club that was far, far away from their shared campus, he all but froze in place, feet glued to the sticky laminate floor. He felt like the world was moving in slow motion, elbows and knees bumping into his skin from party goers who were unfortunate enough not to know the name of the delinquent boy that was stood over by one of the speakers.

    'if im going to hell, you’re coming with me' series anon, back at it again.

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    30 Mar 2025