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If you're gonna hang with Jigen, you're gonna know how to fire a gun. If you don't, he's gonna teach you.
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21 Jul 2026
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You and Jigen together afterward.
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- Part 6 of The Skyscraper Series
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21 Jul 2026
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After a long night at Chibita's oden stand, Osomatsu and Choromatsu find themselves in the nearest public bathroom, both very drunk and very horny.
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29 Jun 2026
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“Choromatsu, I’m taking us out on a Christmas date!”
That was how it started.
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12 Jun 2026
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"We need to talk, Osomatsu."
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12 Jun 2026
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“What is it?” Choromatsu asked, sounding more curious than annoyed, although he had a feeling he would regret asking.
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12 Jun 2026
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You have never felt this experience of feeling so at peace, yet so intense as your heart raced erratically against your chest.
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12 Jun 2026
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After an encounter with a stranger in the forest, Private Feliciano Vargas discovers he isn’t nearly as straight as he thinks he is.
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03 Jun 2026
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Choromatsu, deep in denial and self loathing, helps himself to something when he thinks no one is conscious.
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10 May 2026
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you never notice you are blind by mansgotalimit for OnTheWrongSideOfTheBed
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Oasis (Band)
06 Sep 2020
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Alan’s not entirely sure when he really notices something’s up, but the first time he can remember catching a glimpse of it is in Glasgow.
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Five times Alan thinks he catches something between Noel and Liam, and one time he definitely does.
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30 Apr 2026
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“Will you come watch the Free Skate as well?” Itachi asks.
And look, Kisame doesn’t know what the fuck a Free Skate is but, “If I haven’t been castrated by then, yeah.”
The words have barely left his mouth and he’s already wincing. Why does he say things without his brain’s permission? Why is he always looking like an absolute moron in front of the unfairly beautiful figure skater?
A small huff cuts through Kisame’s self-recriminations and he looks up cautiously.
Itachi’s eyes spark with genuine amusement, his mouth curved into a smirk. “That would be a shame.” He sighs faintly, almost inaudible. “And then what would I do with you?”
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14 Mar 2026
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Oso and Choro enjoy a nighttime escape full of makeouts, piss, and a grand total of two dicks.
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28 Feb 2026
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i want something to hold (darling give me your hand) by orphan_account
Fandoms: おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime)
21 Jan 2016
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Choromatsu doesn't like the smell of smoke.
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26 Feb 2026
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"I Wanna Find Out What He's Always Slurping On..." by Poppy_Galaxy
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
12 May 2025
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Now, Zoro had two options here. Call this off because he clearly doesn't want to make a straight guy do something he'd regret later.
Or two, he goes through with it and gives Sanji an even worse oral fixation.
Sanji sucks Zoro's dick. What else is there to say?
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17 Feb 2026
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Sniper wants to take it slow... But after a passionate night, Spy wants to take their relationship up a level.
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13 Feb 2026
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It was Spy's idea to go to Teufort for the evening. It's not Sniper's fault they got lost in the desert. The rest of it was Spy's idea too.
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07 Feb 2026
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for @bad_x6! noncon in the sense that choro's stupid drunk.
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03 Feb 2026
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“Last chance, you sure about this?” Osomatsu questioned him, his voice only sounding a little gentle as he tied a rope tightly just above the dotted line.
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03 Feb 2026
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nails and snails and (everything nice) by ikamatsu, orphan_account
Fandoms: おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime)
19 Jan 2016
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“What are you doing?” you demand in a raspy whisper.
“What the heck does it look like I’m doing? I’m spooning you.”
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03 Feb 2026
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Keeping his affair with his older brother a secret is stressing the hell out of Choromatsu, and Osomatsu doesn't know how to reassure people.
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02 Feb 2026