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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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24 Jun 2026
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Roy makes it all the way to the treatment room, hand on the doorknob about to open it when he stops short.
Because fucking Jamie Tartt is sitting in their treatment room.
Roy has every intention of just turning around and walking away, Until he sees a boot flying across the room, nearly clocking Jamie in the face. Until he sees someone cuffing Jamie upside the head, screaming at him with disappointment and anger.
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22 Jun 2026
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After a devastating loss, Roy meets a bright and determined little kid outside of the Etihad Stadium. After finding out the kid's dad left him there, he finds himself looking after him until his mum can come and get him.
15 years later he follows Jamie Tartt through the streets of Manchester to his childhood home and meets his mum for what turns out to be the second time and realises exactly who that kid was.
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20 Jun 2026
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‘Ok, Jamie. Fuck, marry, kill: Ted, Beard and Roy.’
‘Marry Roy, fuck Beard, kill Ted,’ Jamie replies instantly. They hadn’t even given him a hard one, the answer was so obvious he didn’t even need to think before responding. Except by the few gasps he hears and the way his teammates are staring at him, they don’t agree, which is dumb because that’s objectively the right answer.Or Alternatively: A game of fuck marry kill leads to revalations for both Roy and Jamie and they compltely fail to be remotely normal about each other.
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- Part 1 of Fuck Marry Kill Verse
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20 Jun 2026
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Whenever he says he's not feeling anything, that's when Dr. Sharon pulls out the fucking cards.
Roy can't fucking stand the fucking cards. They're plain white with plain black text, each displaying the name of a different emotion, and he's supposed to go through them and decide whether he's feeling each thing or not. It's fucking stupid, it makes him feel like a fucking toddler, and worst of all, it fucking works.
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18 Jun 2026