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I'll Wipe Away the Frost on Your Eyelashes by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Oct 2025
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Not to brag, but Techno's a pretty great mechanic. And not just because his human hands have multiple dexterousness fingers. His skills have gotten him pretty far in the universe. Further than most humans can ever make it.
Almost literally, since humans can't survive faster than light travel.
With the near infinity of space, that little biological fact limits the mobility of their entire species. But, as humans tend to do, they have spent all their experience points on brains over functional bodies. Thus, a solution was created: cryopods.
Cryosleep makes it possible for Techno to travel through space, and his skills make it actually worthwhile for a ship's crew to even bother with him. It's going pretty well, all things considered. If only his body realized how critical it was not to get oh-so sleepy and achy after being frozen alive and thawed out. It really throws a wrench in his productivity.
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Techno is a human on a mixed species spaceship with Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy. All four crew members contend with the effects of popsicle-ification. Thawing procedure is most optimal with shared body heat, copious fur petting, and sugary offerings.
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19 Jan 2025
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This is the best thing I’ve ever read
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This series is a way of storing my anonymous works in the Skephalo tag. All of my fics are intended to be entirely sfw.
My Twitter is @kittykissesuwu if you want to follow me :D
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06 Nov 2024
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The Overnight Guest by MadDolphin
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime & Manga)
11 Oct 2023
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Giyuu never would have expected that he would become friends with Uzui Tengen, but life has a way of taking him by surprise.
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Five times Giyuu didn't exactly mean to spend the night at Tengen's house and one time it was completely on purpose.- Language:
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09 Jul 2024
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SYSTEM UPDATE: CHAT FEATURE UNLOCKED by MissCharlot
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jan 2024
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<18:00>
SYSTEM UPDATE: THANK YOU FOR EXECUTING OUR MANDITORY UPDATE
WE HOPE THIS NEW FEATURE IS SATISFACTORY. ANY BUGS MAY BE REPORTED TO @SYSTEM_UPDATE
WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO CHANGE YOUR TEMPORARY NAMES TO YOUR REAL ONES.
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I was bored and wrote a chatfic, sue me (Plz dont im poor)Bookmarked by Im_not_creative_help
13 Jan 2024