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    “Oogushi-kun! I missed you so much.”

    “Oi, who the fuck is Oogushi-kun?”

    “My cute officer of course. Have I told you how sexy you look in uniform? Black is really your colour.”

    “Who the hell is cute?!”

    “Relax, are officers allowed to be this rude?” The man then turned towards the one-way mirror window and lifted his handcuffed hands, “Oiii, those of you eavesdropping, can I sue this officer? He hurt my feelings.”
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    Yakuza boss Gintoki x Police officer Hijikata AU

    Hijikata just wants to do his job, but Gintoki, boss of the biggest yakuza group in Japan, wants to win his favourite officer over.

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    "Stupid vice-commander with his stupid beautiful face and his stupid pretty ponytail.

    If that mayora didn't stop sucking on that mayonnaise bottle soon he was going to jump him. Right there, in front of everyone."

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    Hijikata is gorgeous and Gintoki is frustrated.

    (Feat. Ponytail Hijikata)

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    04 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    We're just kissing, okay? Nothing else.

    That was the rule, until it wasn't.

    (or: Yosuke is being Yosuke and Yu's patience is legendary.)

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    29 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    Souji gets hit with a strange status effect in the bathhouse. It doesn't go well.

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    29 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    If the boys (Yu and Yosuke) were actually doing what the girls thought they were doing in the back cabin during the ski trip since I’m a dumb bitch slut for opportunities like this

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