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A Peaceful Life by Idoiot for smallishbeans
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
02 Sep 2024
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Of sunny mornings and blue sky afternoons, ft. nonsensical shading and what could very loosely be called painting
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I got paranoia, baby! And it's so hysterical by Idoiot for honoraryangel
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
03 Jul 2023
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Phil let his arm go slack from where it was tensing to grab his dagger out of the tattoo storing it, and sighed very heavily before turning his head and making eye contact with the one and only FitMC of the wretched 2b2t.
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Fit was having a great morning.
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To-be monarch Tommy Innit-Minecraft never goes out of the castle without his sun mask. According to his father, his face must remain hidden. In recent times, he's also never been seen without his best friend and now-knight-in-training Tuberculosis "Tubbo" Underscore at his side. In even recenter times, a third person can be seen accompanying the prince, but with golden hands and feet, glowing tattoos, and a large axe hanging off their back, no one quite knows who the new stranger is.
AKA, Royalty/Gods benchtrio AU, where Tommy is crown prince, Tubbo is a citizen and now knight in training thanks to Tommy pulling some strings (Tubbo has complicated feelings about that), and Ranboo is a traveller stopped in town for longer than he planned, and certainly not a god who took interest in these two chaotic young mortals.
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Before everything, there was a facility and there were two people having lunch in the corridors.
After everything, there is the impression they left upon that hallway, and the mark of their future, memory and premonition mixing into a slurry.
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I'd eat a king for you, but don't ask me to deal with lawyers by Idoiot for comfymoth
Fandoms: Dream SMP
25 Mar 2023
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Tommy, a copper dragon shifter and (sometimes unfortunately) Prince Tubbo Underscore's best friend, gets roped into stopping Tubbo's arranged wedding with a certain Prince Ranboo B Lovead
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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Two cocktails, Five limes and a Kiss by soulcariad
Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023), Markiplier TV (Web Series)
06 Jun 2026
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He raises an eyebrow before muttering "Can I help you?"
The man seems eager to talk with him, stepping forward in a rush. "Grace! Gosh it's been so long! How are you? How is the little rock fellow?" Ken stares, slightly taken aback. He quickly realises the man is waiting for a response, eyes widening in anticipation.
"Um.. I think you have me confused for someone else?"
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- Part 1 of Can't take the Disco out of the Doll
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09 Jun 2026
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"You never answered my question earlier."
He glances over to see who Jody's talking too, and nearly jumps out of his skin to see shes watching him still.
"What?"
Nice one, Colt.
She raises an eyebrow, "What are you doing here?"
Now it's his turn to be confused. "… What? Uhm," he raises his glass in gesture, "having a drink, I think?"
"Right," she hums, taking a sip at the same time as him, scanning him with a confused look before she looks behind her at the rest of Charlotte's, and he squirms in his seat, "why here?"
Oh.
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After the first couple weeks of Colt's first big stunt film, the crew finally gets a couple days off. He decides to go unwind at his favorite lesbian speakeasy when Jody shows up as well, and they start trying to figure each other out.Series
- Part 1 of The Fall Guy
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07 Jun 2026
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the great tribulation by aloremrem for Ikira
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
17 Jun 2026
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When Grace gets seemingly teleported by means unknown into the SM-13 right as it was nearing The Light, both Simon and Grace have no idea what is happening. Grace knows he was supposed to be in his house on Erid, Simon knows this new guy cannot possibly be a hallucination, and Ava, upon hearing Grace ramble about theories for how he got there, knows that new guy is Smart. Could-Secure-Our-Survival Smart.
She orders Simon to bring Grace back to the surface, and thus begins Grace's ordeal in a starless universe.- Language:
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01 Jun 2026
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Turnaround Time (TAT)
[noun]
The total duration from the making of a request to its completion and delivery.—
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Finally, with palpable resignation, ART asked, 'What do you need, Secunit?'
I pushed myself off of the wall and walked to the nearest medical table. Slowly and deliberately, as though the beat of my central circulatory pumps wasn’t pounding in my ears, I turned around and leaned back onto my hands. The small of my back came to rest against the edge of the platform. When I tilted my head all the way back and found the lens of ART’s camera, my mouth split into a smile that I hadn’t planned.
I said, “You.”
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19 May 2026