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    "On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
    "Zero."
    Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.

    In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Her eyes take her all in, the features on her face; those eyes, though hard to decipher because of the cap, Caitlyn was sure as hell those eyes were grey. A slit on her right eyebrow and the roman numerals on her right cheek of six and that scar on her upper lip to the right.

     

    That jaw could slice Caitlyn in half and she'd say thank you for it.

     

    Fuck, and when she hears her talk for the second time.

     

    "Yeah, yeah. I'm looking for my sister..?"

     

    Caitlyn had to nibble her lower lip because nobody has the right to be this sexy.

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    modern au!: where caitlyn is powder's tutor who becomes instantly infatuated with vi, a gym instructor (and the sexiest person she has ever met)

     

    gay panic, personal issues, chaotic friends and siblings, some annoying exes and FEELINGS ensue!

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    17 Feb 2025

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    The various ways and situations people notice the connection between Julie and Luke, whether that be a close friend or a complete stranger.

    (started as a 5+1 fic and then i kind of went rogue. oops.)

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    30 Sep 2024

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    (00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
    (00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
    (00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
    (00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
    (00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
    (00:45) What
    (00:46) The
    (00:46) Fuck???
    (00:47) Oh good, you are awake!


    where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there

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    19 Apr 2022

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    “Just hang on, Theseus.” Tubbo’s hands shook as he hung from the window, slowly inching his way down. The bracelet jangled against his skin, catching on some of the ties. “I’m on my way!” Tubbo hit the grass, softly, with the tips of his feet.

    Technoblade had showed him how to fall silently, the same blank expression as his hand had waved. It had trembled and Tubbo had pretended not to notice. If Tubbo had anything to say about it, Technoblade would never be sad about Theseus again.

    Tubbo set off into the woods, backpack bobbing. He needed to get some serious ground in before the sun rose, or he’d get dragged right back.

    He took a sharp, cold breath. For Theseus, Tubbo could do anything.

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    Theseus was the son of the god Phil and the youngest brother of godly twins Technoblade and Wilbur. Ten years ago, he vanished without a trace. Bonded from their friendship, Tubbo always insisted Theseus was alive, even with no other proof than his own surety.

    One night, Tubbo escapes from his godly family. Without Theseus, he can't come into his godly powers. He wants his friend back, and sets off into the night, following the compass left in his chest.

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    17 Jan 2022