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carry the moon on your shoulders (let the light lead you home) by lonelywhale (pink_fluff) for Finrage
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Dec 2023
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“You can’t just waltz out of here, Jimin. Do you understand? I have to give you a sentence.”
“I mean. No offense to your little operation here, but I could. Wanna see what happens if you try to keep me in jail?” Jimin is smiling again, but it’s a hungry look, and sly, something closer to a fox showing its teeth than an expression of happiness.
or: Jimin is a charismatic criminal. Jungkook is a lonely animal rescue owner. When the leader of the infamous Kitty Gang is sentenced to community service at Kook's Animal Rescue, justice is served, magical transformations take place, lives are turned upside down, and everyone finds what they didn't know they needed.
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18 Jul 2026
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At almost thirty-one, Park Jimin has achieved the ultimate millennial dream: a thoroughly mediocre corporate existence that demands absolutely nothing of his soul. He has his ergonomic chair, his perfectly timed commute to avoid elevator small talk, and a flawless system of mutual procrastination with his work-bestie, Hoseok. His life is boring, ordinary, and exactly the way he likes it.
Then their boss hires Jeon Jungkook.
--------Jungkook was standing up, leaning his forearms over the low fabric partition that separated their desks. He was smiling brightly, pointing a finger directly at Jimin's monitor.
"I saw the little 'Jimin is typing' bubbles popping up on Slack for like two minutes, so I figured you were taking a break from your presentation," Jungkook said, completely oblivious to the murderous intent radiating from Jimin's soul. "Since you're answering now, I can just walk you through my notes! It's super fast, I promise."
Jimin slowly slid his headphones down to his neck. His sanctuary was breached. His code was under attack. Synchronous, unprompted communication was happening.
His boring, ordinary life was officially over.
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- Part 1 of The Anxiety Spreadsheets
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27 Apr 2026
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In the midst of a chaotic time, in the apartment Jimin and Jeongguk are forced to share, bickering and denial slowly give way to something else.
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17 Mar 2026
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When resident dragon heartthrob, Jeon Jungkook, selected Jimin's small matchmaking business to help him find his dragon rider, Jimin had been nothing short of honoured.
However, flick forward a couple of weeks, and Jimin's now certain taking Jungkook on was the worst, most frustrating mistake he's ever made.
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(The one where Jungkook keeps refusing Jimin's proposed dragon rider matches, because the only person Jungkook wants to bond with is Jimin).
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28 Feb 2026
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He dismounted his horse in one swift movement, stepping forward until he stood mere feet from the omega. “Your name.”
The omega hesitated before answering. “Jimin, Your Highness.”
Jungkook let the name settle on his tongue, considering.
“Are you a virgin?”
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20 Feb 2026